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READ THIS BEFORE YOU SEND A FRIEND REQUEST!!!
I AM VERY SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO I ADD AS A FRIEND SO IT WOULD BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO SEND ME AN EMAIL TELLING WHY YOU WANT TO BE ADDED (ALONG WITH YOUR REQUEST) OR ELSE I'LL ASSUME ITS A RANDOM ADD AND DELETE IT BY DENYING IT!!!
Please Note: When you email me tell WHY you should be added..not just that you think I'm "insert adjective here" or just a simple "I want to be added!"
*THE FOLLOWING RULES ALSO APPLY:*
1. I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF:
A. You are under 18 (Male or Female--Unless I know you off Myspace)
B. Have not sent an email with your request
C. DO NOT have a pic OF YOU on your profile (yes I look in view more pics) OR any information about yourself
D. Are a man that expects me to cheat on my man or to cyber/phone with you...I'm only looking for girls not guys.
E. TyPe LiKe ThIs...ItS JuSt PlAiN sTuPiD LoOkInG, AnNoYiNg and PaIn In ThE AsS To ReAd!
2. I WILL DELETE YOU IF:
A. if you are rude, offensive, nasty, or just plain stupid... or if you add me and never comment!

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:



    I'm not afraid of who I am and hate being judged because of my sexual preferences.... So what Im half gay, yeah I like girls too but that doesnt make me any less of a friend than I was before you knew! Just because Im nice to you or flirt with you doesnt mean I like you in that way! I'm fat...yeah I said it!, I'm fat but I'm also a paid pin up model...so eat me (or some cookies) you skinny bitches! I'm addicted to 3 things: My computer, Myspace, and Cigarettes! My IQ is 11 points from Genius Level. I was a cheerleader in school. My first real kiss was with a girl,when I was 8, in my friends treehouse. I'm ridiculously paranoid sometimes. I have a severe psychological fear of snakes and clowns. I'm a lip slut and can't count the number of people I've kissed although I've tried. I've never had a female best friend. My sex drive is really high. I enjoy having fun at other peoples expense. I've been diagnosed with Histrionic Personality Disorder. (And I love it!) I AM A B.A.R.B. (BAD ASS RAIDER BITCH!). My mood and personality changes 2 or 3 times a day. I LOVE Football & Hockey! I have an oral fixation.... I went to a Catholic school till 9th grade. (Ya know what that means..lol) Im difficult to please. I'm Dominant in social settings, but i'm a submissive in bed. I believe in Vampires, Ghosts & Faeries...but not in the stories in the bible. (Atheist) I have mild Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I LOVE STAR WARS!! I like all types of music but mostly: Rap, Rock, Funk, Blues & Pop Everything I drink when at home is in a crystal wine goblet. (water, soda, juice)


Here is alittle more about me .....

I forgive in a second but I will never forget.
I am afraid of the dark, snakes and clowns...
I will fall for you soooo quick.
I will drive almost anywhere to meet someone new.
I have had my heart broken a million times, but ive only been in love twice.
I will never let you live down that time you lied to me.
I love to drive.
I have a serious cussing problem, so don't take it to heart when i swear.
I hate wearing shoes
I believe love and being in love are two completely different things.
I want to travel more then anything and get as far away from everything i know as possible.
I'm sick of kisses that only last one night.
I'm done with girls who don't stick around.
I'm through with people that can't have an intelligent conversation.
I need a girl to sweep me off my feet .
I need someone who wont lead me on and lie to me.
I need someone who is unlike anyone else i know.
I need someone who wont criticize me for not knowing where my life is going.
I need someone i can talk to all night.
I need someone that will laugh at me while holding my hair back when i get sick from drinking too much.
I need someone who will drive with me to the middle of nowhere to do the stupidest things
I need someone who will support my bad habits and love my cooking.
I can be cunning and cruel or tender and compassionate and everything inbetween, but only at my whim.

Music:



PRESS PLAY TO VIEW THE RUBBER BOOTY VIDEO!!---GOTTA LOVE A BOOTY LIKE THAT!!!!

Movies:

Poolhall Junkies, Shade, Rounders, Full Metal Jacket, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, All Kevin Smith Films, 9 & 1/2 Weeks, The Godfather Trilogy...ok anything with the Mafia in it, Horror Movies, some Chick Flicks.

Television:


you are SHANE! the heartthrob of the group, you're
with a new catch every time you go out. you've
got the whole 'sexy' thing down and use it to
get whatever you want, whenever you want it!

Which Character from The L Word are You???
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Books:



Heroes:

First and foremost...My Mom...she raised 2 kids by herself while working full time as a cop in Miami for 25 years....how could she not be my hero!!

And anyone in the military... including former soldiers. Veterans deserve much more than we ever offer them!

My Blog

Best & Truest Comment I've Ever Read! (about women)

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Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:26:00 PST

Check out this video: dancing skeleton

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Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

HHN 2006

Anyone going to HHN @ Universal Studios on Tuesday Night (Halloween)??Shade & I are going with our room mates Goat & Crys, our friend Carlee and Shade's friends Chanel & Chris.... If you are going let...
Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST

20 Ways not to get invited back to a circle *wiccan*

20 Ways Not to Get Invited Back to a Circle1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like DarthVader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light sabernoises.2. Start skat-singin...
Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:35:00 PST

Impossibilities when you are drunk...LMAO

Things Impossible to Say When Your DRUNK !! InnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonThings That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:SpecificityBritish ConstitutionPassive-aggressive disorder...
Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST

Psychotic Fucking Bitches!

Why are women so freaking insane? Are we born with some form of a Schizophrenic gene in us, that makes us all our own worst enemy? And other times makes us think that other women are doing nothing oth...
Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

Love this video: The Saga Begins

Posted By:Question RealityGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST

Check out this event: Elite Masquerade Ball *UPDATED*

--FULLY STOCKED BAR--FULL BUFFETT--ADULT VIDEO STORE GAMES & PRIZES--DRINKING GAMES--FORTUNE TELLING & MAGIC--NUDITY AND MORE!!!!You are cordially invited to spend an evening of mystery and da...
Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:52:00 PST

Photographer/Model Rant (PUBLIC BLOG)

WTF..... I have had 4-5 people now on Model Mayhem tell me that I need to expand my modeling portfolio and add some new pics... Well I would fr4eakin love to but every bit of money I make goes to bill...
Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

PREFERRED READERS BLOGS---PLEASE READ THIS!

I want to start posting some blogs where I'd like some personal input from my friends, it will be an interactive thing so I will reply to your posts and basically hold a conversation about my blog in ...
Posted by Happily Married 2 Mat! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:03:00 PST