Takk

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited by law. Some assembly required. No animals were mistreated or abused in the making of this band. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. May or may not contain weapons of mass destruction. No other warranty expressed or implied. Insert coin now. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Apply only to affected area. Contains flashing lights and loud sounds which may disturb some viewers. Rated PG for crude humor and mild violence, language and sensuality. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional comments. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Best before end. Subject to change without notice. All your base are belong to us. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Do not cross the Line of Death. No postage necessary if mailed in the United Kingdom. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. All cats look the same in the dark. Contains added vitamins. Colors may fade. Slippery when wet. Tow-away zone. For office use only. Warranty void if serviced by non-authorized personnel. Edited for television. Store in a cool place. Return to sender. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. With the Beatles. Don't try this at home. The value of investments may go down as well as up. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Walk. Don't Walk. Kilroy was here. Dilute to taste. Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Place stamp here. Book him, Danno, Murder One. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Sign here. Here. And here. Out to lunch. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature from the start. Press the star button now. Offer must end soon. You must be present to win. No purchase necessary. Light blue touchpaper and retire. May be hazardous to health if consumed in excessive quantities. Not responsible for typographical errors. No refunds. For display purposes only. Do not pass go, do not collect £200. Belay that last order. Normal background radiation. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Price does not include taxes. Before lighting candle make sure wick is trimmed to 1/4 inch. Do not place the victim in this position if a head, neck, back or leg injuryis suspected or if it makes the victim uncomfortable. Our normal minimum order value is £50.00. All calls may be recorded and/or monitored for training purposes. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No hawkers, canvassers or solicitors. Driver does not carry cash. Assume the position. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Hello sailor. Your mileage may vary. Contents should not be fed to fish. For external use only. Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Do not place this product into any electronic equipment. Do not flush toilet while train is in station. Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Not intended for use as a dental drill. Not a safety protective device. Do not dispose of in fire. Form an orderly queue. Not to be used in bathrooms or showers. May irritate eyes. Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. Hot beverages are hot. May contain small parts. Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less. Do not look into laser with remaining eye. Do not use for drying pets. Bite my shiny metal ass. No cash equivalent. For use by trained personnel only. The referee's decision is final. Do not use as ear plugs. Use only as part of a balanced diet. Do not panic. Theft of this container is a crime. Do not use intimately. Fragile. Do not drop. Do not iron clothes on body. Oh, Ruby, don't take your love to town. May cause drowsiness. Not for use in commission of a crime. Do not turn upside down. Choking hazard. Not for human consumption. May be harmful if swallowed. Misuse may cause injury or death. Do not use orally after using rectally. Not to be used as a personal flotation device. Do not put in mouth. No salesman will call. Fix bayonets. Remove plastic before eating. Not dishwasher safe. Subject to status. This supersedes all previous notices unless indicated otherwise. All information correct at time of going to press.