Sitting on the couch, eating fresh salsa, watching HBO. I like to talk about myself. I like to motorboat unsuspecting people. I have an adversion to urine smells and double sided tape. I like to drink, drug and dance. The three D's.
I'd like to meet:
Fun crazy people, with nice T and A doesn't hurt. Nicolas Cage so I can kill him. Except for in The Rock. I would also take out Patricia Arquette. Except for in True Romance.
Music:
Portishead, Smiths, Ladytron, BOWIE, NIN, Peaches.Perfect Circle and Tool. I still listen to Marilyn Manson. I would like to have Pepper Keenan's lovechild.
Movies:
"This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry? You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."I can talk for days about Alex Winter's hairstyles and how it influenced his acting/directing abilties. Basically the minutae of pop culture a la bad movies, good movies, gory movies, sexy movies, funny movies, chick movies, art movies (porn) etc. Just open a dialogue.
Television:
Hook up my HBO IV and a good Bravo marathon and you wont hear from me for days. I am aware that it is rotting my brain and can't think of a better way to go out.
Books:
These are found primarily behind the counter right?
Heroes:
I love dysfunctional, distructive, drug addicted, artistic types Ken Kesey, Courtney Love, Marilyn Monroe, Andy Warhol or Edna St. Vincent Millay.
"Talking 'bout Monroe and walking on snow white,
New York's a go-go and everything tastes nice.
Poor little greenie" ~Bowie
