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The Pony Package

And the Devil said unto the Lord I do not need your children for I have my own

About Me

I'm all about having a good time. **Marielica 2007 calendar - COMING SOON** I play guitar, I love metal, I love camo. I just want a dope place to dwell, lots of guitar hero, and some good company... after that you can all fuck yourselves.
hit me up on aim- bizonicuno
CHECK THESE MEMORIES OUT: ..

JFAC - Entombment Of A Machine .. width="425" height="350" ..

Dethklok - Thunderhorse .. width="425" height="350" ..

11 seconds of Norma Jean .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

$$$$, playing guitar in a metal band, working out, orgasms, being healthy, enjoying life, GUITAR HERO, hanging out with Ill Nina Colada (she's hot).

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really. Especially hot girls, fuckin love hot girls.

I LOVE YOU JP!!!! Adios turdnuggets.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Black Dahlia Murder, Bury Your Dead, Mars Volta, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, Job For A Cowboy, Lamb Of God, Poison The Well, Chimera, Glass Casket, 36 Crazyfists, Remembering Never, Mastodon, Unearth, Martyr AD, Portishead, Wumpscut, Trivium, Everything's Ruined.

Movies:

Thrillers, horror, anything with Nick Cage or Angelina Jolie... Gone In 60 Seconds kept it real.

Television:

I don't own a tv, but I'm sure I would definitely watch it if I did.

Books:

Dan Brown, James Patterson, Left Behind Series, Dean Koontz

Heroes:

Guitar Hero 1 & 2

My Blog

cant find a profile quote

just put all the fucking lyrics here... i love this band.   "This Apparatus Must Be Unearthed"I've been waiting for so long For someone to Mend all the blame I've been searching for so long For s...
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

update or as the italians say it oopdati

So i got this kick ass job.  it leaves my body aching so badly after every day. of course all you out there who know me, know im really into this shit.  but its worse than when i was doing t...
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

really, c'mon now

im just sick of this, for realz.  just for realz.  it sucks being me at this moment, unless you like being secluded from the world.  im just really over this shit.  just when thing...
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:43:00 PST

xmas on thanksgiving

so guess whos crazy sister is playing xmas music today?  oh and all day yesterday too.    so guess who wants to wield a knife?  you got it kids.
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST

metal at the speed of darkness

why am i not in a band?  you people know me, hook a bitch up, please.  ive been in some of the best local bands this state has seen in the past 5 years.  everyone else is in a band, why...
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:44:00 PST

Guess whos back, back again...

Yeah i picked up a new phone today.  sadly i wasnt able to reach into those deep pockets of mine (note the sarcasm) and buy another sidekick.  i didnt want one anyway, that phone is sooo las...
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:07:00 PST

thievery!!!

So last night I was working the Rainbow Room.  I dont know if many people know what that is.  Its a really expensive club/catering hall/restaurant in the NBC building in Rockafeller Center.&...
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

that's the worst fucking head I ever got in my life. next time don't be so fucking eager!

Priceless. Priceless. Priceless.So I'm currently at work, forcing myself not to walk out the door, and never look back. I haven't had a job that I've hated this much in a VERY long time. The only thin...
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

why im going to end my life and make it all just go the fuck away

because no one can be trusted. because i am useless. because no matter what i fuck it up.  because it seems that when i leave, everything gets better for the ones ive left.   thank you fuck ...
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:57:00 PST

I fuckin did it!

I BEAT GUITAR HERO.....I'm so fucking rad.
Posted by Brooklyn Deathmetal Bizo Doll on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:10:00 PST