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The Nellie Olesons

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About Me

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

paying audience members, booking agents, lovers and star fuckers.

Music:

Blondie/Debbie Harry, David Bowie, Roxy Music/Bryan Ferry, Garbage, Sugababes, Donna Summer, Morningwood, Heart, Curve, Missing Persons, Television, My Chemical Romance, Bobbie Gentry, Lene Lovich, The Sounds, Radiohead, Blur, Bjork, Pretenders, Concrete Blonde, Ennio Morricone, Pointer Sisters, The Runaways, Pet Shop Boys, ABBA, Giorgio Moroder, Interpol, Massive Attack, Kim Wilde, Lisa Marie Presley, Cardigans' Long Gong Before Midnight, Olivia Newton-John, Sam Phillips, Tom Tom Club, Til Tuesday

Movies:

Blue Velvet, Psycho, Bad Timing, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Smile, Jackie Brown, Grease, Carrie, Jaws, Pretty Poison, Dressed To Kill, Female Trouble (you want another beatin' with that car ariel?), Halloween, Three Women, Marnie, Suspiria, Toomorrow (ONJ's first film - brilliant!) Tatie Danielle, Andy Warhol's Heat and Trash, Sisters, Nashville, Mulholland Drive, Rabid (this movie don't fuck around), The Poseidon Adventure, Foul Play, The Last Picture Show, Kill Bill, Black Widow, Friday, Bad News Bears, The North Avenue Irregulars, Black Christmas, What's Love Got To Do With It, Paper Moon, A Leauge of Their Own, American Splendor, Blade Runner, Life Aquatic, Splash, Phantom of Paradise, Shadow of a Doubt, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, Blow Out, Peeping Tom, Frenzy, Big Bad Mama, The Hunger, The Long Kiss Goodnight (the gayest movie ever!), Faster Pussycat, Walkabout, Bird With The Crystal Plumage, To Live And Die In L.A. (the second gayest movie ever!), Shampoo, The Grifters, Sudden Fear, Slapshot, American Fabulous, Trainspotting, Strange Behavior (this film includes one of the greatest party scenes ever put on film - really!), Evil Under The Sun, Je Taime Moi Non Plus, Paris Is Burning, Apartment Zero

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, Three's Company, South Park, Arrested Development, The Hills, Desperate Housewives, Top Model, Gilligan's Island, Project Runway, The Sopranos, The Robin Byrd Show, Big Brother (Janelle is hot!), Charlie's Angels, Flava of Love, Real Housewives of Orange County, Twin Peaks, Oz, Laverne & Shirley, Night Gallery, Starting Over, The Brady Bunch, Amazing Race

Books:

..The Good, The Bad And The Very Ugly, Thing of Beauty: The Tragedy of Supermodel Gia, Atonement, Liar's Club, Bette and Joan: The Divine Feud, Ellroy's Black Dahlia, Bag of Toys, My Face For The World To See, Assasination Vacation, Neon Angel

Heroes:

Debbie Harry, John Waters, Russ Meyer, Marilyn Monroe, Alfred Hitchcock, David Bowie, Andy Warhol, Mick Rock, Michael Moore, Bugs Bunny, Paul Krugman, Nigel Barker, Ruth Stoops, anyone who challenges the status quo, Dario Argento, Sam Elliot, Stephen Sprouse, Brian DePalma, Ben Johnson, Michael Ritchie, Quentin Tarantino, Goldie Hawn, Rip Torn, Cindy Sheehan, Ed Lachman, Anna Nicole Smith, Diane Arbus, Ann-Margret, Robert Aldrich, Space Ghost, Helmut Newton, Samuel L. Jackson, Nicholas Roeg, Sam Shepard, Joan Crawford, Jackie Brown, Henry Silva, Jerry Hall, Dirty Harry, Snoopy, Curtis Harrington, Fred Ward, Shelley Winters, Robert Davi, Dean Cundey, Charles B. Pierce, John Apreu, Robert Forster, Robert Maplethorpe, Bette Davis, Mickey Rourke, Patsy & Edina and most B-movie character actresses, ingenues and sexy ladies of the '60's, '70's and '80's including Kay Lenz (check her out in my fave Rod Stewart video above - the last "Hitchcockian" scene with Kay - the poor man's Farrah Fawcett but a much better actress and just as sexy - is fantastic), Colleen Camp, Annette O'Toole, Sondra Locke, Linda Blair, Dorothy Stratten, The Hemingway Sisters, Laura Dern, Sean Young, Theresa Russell, Susan Tyrrell, Kathleen Quinlan, Sally Kirkland, Pam Grier, Edy Williams, Pamela Sue Martin, Glynnis O'Connor, Teri Nunn, Claudia Jennings, Jamie Lee Curtis, P.J. Soles, Nancy Allen, Samantha Fox, Ellen Barkin, Beverly D'Angelo, Daryl Hannah, Diane Ladd, Silvia Miles, Virginia Madsen, Stella Stevens, Margot Kidder, Susan George, Jane Birkin, Tina Louise, Marilyn Chambers, Julie Newmar, Carol Lynley, Tuesday Weld, Karen Black, The Arquette Sisters, Susan Blakely, Dale Bozzio, Kim and Kyle Richards, Ann Dusenberry, Ann Wedgeworth, Season Hubley...

My Blog

Nellie is back at the Cavern Club Celebrity Theater!

A big ole mish-mash of some funny ass shit - and MANGINA!! As Christie Brinkley purrs in "Vacation" - "Doncha wanna go for it?"March 22 - 25, 2007Cavern Club Theater at Casita Del Campo Restaurant19...
Posted by The Nellie Olesons on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

Nellie Olesons play Palm Springs March 16 and 17, 2007

After a 10 year absence, the Nellie Olesons return to Palm Springs for 2 shows at the lovely Villa Resort - so make your reservations now for fun in the sun with the Nellies! Hoo! Hoo!The V Lounge a...
Posted by The Nellie Olesons on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST

March 13, 2007 - Wolfe Video releases Outlaugh on dvd!

March 13, 2007Wolfe Video releases the dvd version of "Outlaugh" featuring the Nellies in "Girlie!", "Call Me Ann Coulter", "Momma & Elda" and other comic bits and pieces.
Posted by The Nellie Olesons on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:49:00 PST

Nellies do Maui! March 8, 2007

You know ya'll want to go to Maui. March 8, 2007McCoy Studio Theater at Maui Arts & Cultural Center 1 Cameron WayKahului, HI 967327:30 p.m showTickets: $18Reservations: 808-242-SHOW (7469)www.neocom...
Posted by The Nellie Olesons on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:53:00 PST

The Nellie Olesons NORA is on Logo's WISECRACK! Jan. 23!

January 23, 2007The Nellie Olesons are featured in 2 episodes of Logo's "Wisecrack" series. Check your local listings and be on the lookout for the premiere of episodes 2 and 6 - if you miss it check ...
Posted by The Nellie Olesons on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

Nellie's NORA BURNS in Hollywood Reporter with Sedaris, Imperioli, Ebersole and Dano!

New York's most wantedFive Big Apple characters the city just couldn't live without.By Gregg GoldsteinWith 28,550 Screen Actors Guild-registered thespians in the five boroughs of New York (give or tak...
Posted by The Nellie Olesons on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

The Nellies in LA Weekly - Best of L.A. issue - 2006

"they don't so much as offend (or your money back) as beat you black and blue with their funny stick. Burns is dead-on in her impersonation of 'horse face and cell-phone battery for a heart' Ann Coul...
Posted by The Nellie Olesons on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST

Check out The Nellie Olesons in FRONTIERS!

Check out the latest interview with the Nellies about their upcoming shows in Los Angeles.
Posted by The Nellie Olesons on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:13:00 PST