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Kieran

keith partridge in an eminem world

About Me

i'm an ex-pat from manhattan, exiled to los angeles.i have two cats named rufus and hedwig.i still drink tab.i was a near spelling bee champion two years in a row, but i was thrown out of washington for trashing my hotel room.i'm a delightfully witty raconteur, yet i never seem to have anyone who can spar with me, verbally.i have a movie poster for "scorchy" starring connie stevens hanging in my bathroom.i throw the best christmas parties ever.and i'm the hippest quasi-jew in the room. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

film, music, comics, retro, '70s, sleep, coffee, chat, seattle, london, sid & marty krofft, karaoke, british guys, tattoos (mine and other guys'), montgomery clift, cameron crowe, sandra bernhard, kathy griffin, the match game, cute guys in nerd glasses, collecting art, talking, talking and talking some more, hangin out at largo, traveling, going back and forth to nyc cause i can't make up my mind where i wanna be, teaching my cat who thinks he's a dog to fetch and roll over, staying up late to make sure i don't miss anything that might be going on while i'm sleeping

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

tahiti 80, ben folds, josh rouse, remy zero, phoenix, duran duran, keane, the killers, kelly clarkson, tears for fears, danielle brisebois, rufus wainwright, teddy thompson, duncan sheik, grant lee phillips (sigh), gavin degraw, paul weller, glenn tilbrook, stereophonics, the jayhawks, the mooney suzuki, me first and the gimme gimmes, milk & sugar; ... ONJ, andy gibb, steely dan, candi staton, the knack, bill withers, partridge family, squeeze, millie jackson, rickie lee jones and andy gibb.

Movies:

tootsie, willy wonka & the chocolate factory, the exorcist, a place in the sun, the shining, saturday night fever, xanadu, muriel's wedding, what's up doc, foxes, almost famous, 24 nights (now available on DVD. buy it so i can get some more goddamned residuals), and any classic '70s tv-movies.

Television:

good times, knots landing, mary tyler moore show, shields & yarnell, angie, blansky's beauties, H.R. Pufnstuf, supertrain, battle of the network stars, the brady bunch variety hour, the simpsons, cold case, celebrity fat club, kyle xy, idol(though not for much longer if it doesn't get its shit together), grey's anatomy, project greenlight, BBC america, gilmore girls, brothers & sisters, entourage, men in trees, the office(US), family guy, and weeds. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow

Posted Apr 13, 2007

What child wouldn't be delighted by squeezing the teats of a plastic cow to produce pretend milk?

Books:

any david leavitt, charlie & the chocolate factory, lolita, endless love (yes there was a book first), get off the titty, diary of a mad playwright (find it- it's fucked.), not since carrie, secrets of the shopping mall.

Heroes:

cameron crowe, montgomery clift, sid & marty krofft, bill clinton, amy sherman palladino, brett somers, disco stu, c. montgomery burns, snagglepuss, the laundromat chick who totally busted her husband about his ancient chinese secret in that old Calgon commercial, and everyone who made the '70s the best fucking decade ever. (yes, kristy mcnichol, i'm talking to you.)