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G.R.A.H.A.M.

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About Me

Violent. Secretive. Back-stabber. Unreliable. Forgetful. Liar.

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My Interests

Violent video games. Fighting. Going to Dog Fights.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who looks exactly like me to partake in a scam to pay for just a single gym membership, single railcard, single passport (and other photo IDs) between the two of us. I reckon a total saving of £300 is feasible.

Music:

Yes.

Movies:

Short films are best for my disposition. My attention span is approx 8 minutes. I was in a film. It died on it's arse.

Television:

I've not been on television i don't think, but i have been in a 150 million dollar film. It flopped at the cinema cos Kate Hudson was in it also. She's rubbish. You can choose your friends but you can't choose your co-stars...

Books:

Haynes Manual BMW 3 Series 316 320 320i 1975-1983, Haynes Manual YAMAHA RD 250 350 LC Twins, Haynes Manual Vauxhall Cavalier 3 SRI GSI 1988-1995, Collins Dictionary of Biology (Second Edition), English/Kurdish(Sorani) Dictionary

Heroes:

Kriss Akabusi. To me, a black kid growing up in a rough part of Bournemouth in the late 80's/early 90's he was a true inspiration. He showed what can be achieved in tight lycra if you run fast enough.

My Blog

An average day has turned into a great day.

"X Factor quartet G4 have reportedly split up because of tensions within the group" If i was in the group i'd have twatted the chubby one in the face long ago. Oh, and the cheeky one. And the serious ...
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:31:00 PST

Is it?

I quite like MJ Cole songs when i hear them. Is that bad?
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:55:00 PST

My blog

Seeing as everyone loves my blogs here's another one.
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:17:00 PST

Meeting with the big-wigs.

I was due to have a meeting in a Portakabin at 4:00pm. It was cancelled at 3:50pm.
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

Me and my fans....

Approximately 2 and a half hours ago i was dancing on stage with the Arcade Fire at the Manchester Apollo in front of 8000 people.i have nothing else to report.Graham
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:51:00 PST

Boscombe

Boscombe is a part of Bouremouth near to where i grew up between the ages of approx 7yrs - 18yrs old.It was never a very nice place really, but it was ok. It has some big shops like WH Smiths, Sainsbu...
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:31:00 PST

Fruit

Does anyone know where to buy nice apples?I've not tasted a good apple in ages.Apples these days all seem to be about 7 months old, and covered in sprayed-on plastic.I don't care what the apple look l...
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:28:00 PST

Computer purchase.

Ahhhh..... i've never been so glad that i'm a spineless piece of shit. For the last two days i've been literally 1 button click away from spending £1000 on an Apple laptop..... but i bottled it every ...
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST

Dreamy death.

Last night I had several dreams. They were all about death. The last one i remember most vividly..... people i knew from school were being bumped off in alphabetical order... so i went to a deed-poll ...
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

Do not be alarmed...

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I would just like to say that in the photo of me in the "Comments" section, where i am wearing a red shirt, I am pulling a silly face on purpose. I do not normally look lik...
Posted by Graham P. Hamburglar on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST