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Silk Cunt

Lately, I've been hearing voices

About Me

I don't like it when people are eating when I am on the phone to them. I don't like sweet drinks. I don't like pointy shoes. I don't like metal brillo pads. I don't like the noise cars make when they have just one window open. I don't like the smell of hand cream. I don't like it when English people speak a foreign language to me. I don't like blackberrys. I don't like ear rings. I don't like pineapple. I don't like being a passenger in a car just after having brushed my teath. I don't like falling asleep during the day.

I do like hot and cold foods served together. I do like cufflinks. I do like the smell of freshly washed towels. I do like the colour blue. I do like canned olives stuffed with peppers. I do like tortoise (the band). I do like tortoises (the animal). I do like the noise cars make when they have two windows open. I do like grapefruit. I do like blackcurrents.

Thank you.

My Interests

The birds in my garden. And my garden. And birds.
Mixtures of words and numbers
Smiling

I'd like to meet:

I like the cat. Cat is good. Cat black yellow cat nice.


To meet, maybe Richard III

I'd quite like to meet a Koala to prod it with a stick... see what you have to do to make one of them sleeper blighters angry. I'd feed it some eucalyptus to calm it down. We'd laugh about it later. I might even let it hug me. It's not even a bear.

That is all. Thank you.

Music:

Nick Cave - Death is not the end

An alphabetic indication of my musical tastes may or may not be the following...
Andrew Bird, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Cash (Johnny), Dinosaur JR, Evan Dando, Fall Outs, Gram Parsons, Handsome Family, Iggy Pop, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Kinks, Le Tigre, Manfred Mann, Nick Cave, Only Ones, Pixies, Queen of the stoneage's Mark Lanegan and Isobel Campbell, Redd Kross, Sonic Youth, Tortoise, Uncle Tupelo, Velvet Underground, Wilco, X-Ray Specs, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ziggy Stardust

Movies:

Kes, Withnail and I, Happiness, Together, Pi, Requim for a dream, others probably - just can't think of them right now.

Television:

I like BBC Prime. Actually that is not true. I don't like BBC Prime, but I watch it. Not too much though. BBC Prime is the best of a bad bunch. French TV is mind numbingly bad.

Books:

George Orwell, Mikhail Bulgakov, Albert Camus, Joseph Heller, Haruki Murakami, William Goldman, Hubert Selby, patrick Süskind, Andrey Kurkov, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Martin Amis, John Steinbeck, Kazuo Ishiguro.

Heroes:

My good self. For I have always been there for me.

My Blog

Ghost Cock

When on the metro and RER I make what is probably a sub-consious decission not to press my penis into fellow travelers. Regardless as to why, the fact is that I don't. Is it too much to ask that other...
Posted by Silk Cunt on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:27:00 PST

Are you a thief or are you gay

Last night I was asked "Are you a thief or are you gay?". How does one reply to that? I mumbled something about being out for a drink with my girlfriend and he just started shouting "he's a thief".&nb...
Posted by Silk Cunt on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:26:00 PST

Waste of cyber space

Apparantly if you click Here then you will help build a virtual town called Vaughanville. I'm not sure what relevence this has in the real or virtual world, but surely it is worth a click. At th...
Posted by Silk Cunt on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:32:00 PST

Not football

To say thank you for looking after a cat it only seems reasonable to get someone drunk. Someone had looked after my cat. I got him drunk. It is reasonable. We prepared well. We ate. That is the best p...
Posted by Silk Cunt on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:12:00 PST

Amnesty International

I have a while before I do it, but I will start my charity campaign now.Please sponsor me, it is for a really good cause. I will be running 20KM (12 miles). CLICK HERE Please be generous....
Posted by Silk Cunt on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:26:00 PST

My England, my weekend

Sun and England and England and Sun and joy and joy and drink and quiz and falcon and dance and trains and busses and bbqs and roofs and chips and noses, too many noses perhaps. Dancing, constrained d...
Posted by Silk Cunt on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:09:00 PST

ATP

This weekend I went to a festival. It was a good festival. I had a good time. I had a good time because it was a good festival and I was with good people. I saw more than some music. I saw lots of mus...
Posted by Silk Cunt on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:17:00 PST

Bad Mood Rising

Last night the moon was a deep blood red. I've never seen a red moon before. Was it just Paris?
Posted by Silk Cunt on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:53:00 PST

Chilling on bananas like a race against time

McDonalds have released 2500 pigeons into the Paris streets with the Golden Arches logo painted onto their wings. Free advertising so they say. Animal cruelty so I say. Also there are far too many pig...
Posted by Silk Cunt on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:53:00 PST

21.1 km old pussy drawf nectarine

This weekend I ran and I ran and I ran. I ran for a bus. I sat on the bus. I walked to the metro. I stood on the metro. I took off some clothes until I had on just short shorts red tshirt and a binbag...
Posted by Silk Cunt on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:24:00 PST