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Chuck Norris

I, Chuck Norris, Am a Real Ladies Man!

About Me

When you think of me, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling my numerous feature films) or television star, for my long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."But prior to that, I was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. I was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of my students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond.I also enjoy the good life now, sitting back at my Rancher, kicking peoples asses all day when they give me shit. Yah life is good...... Expically when you are world Known action star CHUCK NORRIS. ...................
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My Interests

Chicks, Karate, Guns, Cowboy Boots, Roundhouse Kicking People in the Face. www.chucknorris.com

I'd like to meet:

The Question is who wants to meet me? Also I would like to meet all the people I Roundhouse kicked in the face, Whats that like over ten million people.

Music:

Im Into It All. Rock, Rap, Metal, Hip-Hop, Ska, Reggae, The list just keeps going.

Movies:

The Wrecking Crew - 1969 (appeared in) Return Of The Dragon - 1973 (feature film debut) Breaker! Breaker! - 1976 Good Guys Wear Black - 1977 A Force Of One - 1978 The Octagon - 1979 An Eye For An Eye - 1980 Silent Rage - 1981 Forced Vengeance - 1981 Lone Wolf McQuade - 1982 Missing In Action - 1984 Missing In Action II: The Beginning - 1985 Code Of Silence - 1985 Invasion USA - 1985 Delta Force - 1986 Firewalker - 1986 Braddock: Missing In Action III - 1987 Hero And The Terror - 1988 Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold - 1990 The Hitman - 1991 Sidekicks - 1993 Hellbound - 1994 Top Dog - 1995 Forrest Warrior - 1995 (released on video only)

Television:

Walker, Texas Ranger - 1993 to 2001

Books:

Haha, Books... I hate books,everytime I see a book I roundhouse kick it in half. Then piss on it and my urin (Which its made of Acid) Burns it away to nothing.

Heroes:

No one, Im everyone elses hero.

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Chuck Facts

1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He als...
Posted by Chuck Norris on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST