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Monte

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About Me

My name Is Matt Monteforte. Im a Corporal in the Us Marine Corps. Right now Ive got pretty much the most amazing girlfriend in the world. Lets see what else, I love to workout, and waste time on myspace but honestly...who doesnt.Honestly, I really dont have much else to say, but If you want to know something you already don't know about me, just drop me a line and i'll inform you, other than that, peace
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Basics:
Name: Matthew Monteforte
Date of Birth: May 16,1987
Birthplace: DuBois PA
Current Location: Ramadi, Iraq
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'10"
Heritage: Italian
Piercings: None
Tattoos: 8
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Avenged Sevenfold
Song: Burn It Down-Avenged Sevenfold
Movie: Superbad
Disney Movie: Aladin
TV show: Family Guy
Color: Red
Food: Chicken
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Chocholate
Drink (alcoholic): Keystone Light
Soda: Mountain Dew
Store: Wal-Mart
Clothing Brand: Hmmm....Silvertab
Shoe Brand: Nike
Season: Fall
Month: September
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: Tulip
Make-Up Item: None
Board game: Monolopy
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocholate
Fruit or veggie: Veggie
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Quit Smoking
Most missed memory: High School
Best physical feature: Arms
First thought waking up: Wonder how much warming Layers I need
Hypothetical personality disorder: Turrets
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Boob job
Sesame street alter ego: Sometimes Kermit
Fairytale alter ego: Beowulf
Most stupid remark: I've got alot
Worst crime: lol, Online Terrorist Threat, Long story
Greatest ambition: To do the best of my ability
Greatest fear: Losing Friend/Family Memeber
Darkest secret: It wouldn't be a secret If I told you
Favorite subject: History
Strangest received gift: I don't know
Worst habit: Smoking
Do You:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Curse: Yes
Shower daily: Try too
Like thunderstorms: Yeah
Dance in the rain: No
Sing: lol, Yeah
Play an instrument: No
Get along with your parents: Yeah
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: Yeah
Believe in love at first sight: No
Can You:
Drive: Yeah
Sew: Yeah
Cook: Yeah
Speak another language: Yeah
Dance: Kinda
Sing: No
Touch your nose with your tongue: Yeah
Whistle: No
Curl your tongue: Yeah
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Of course
Been Stoned/High: Yes
Eaten Sushi: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Skipped school: Yes
Made prank calls: Yes
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Yes
Cried yourself to sleep: Once
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? I cant fucking stand two-faced ppl
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Whenever I can get some sleep in
Name three things you can't live without: Beer,Girls,Family
What is the color of your room? White
Do you have any siblings? Yes
Do you have any pets? Yeah
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd do it for free if I wanted to
What is you middle name? Joesph
What are you nicknames? Monte,Matty,Forte
Are you for or against gay marriage? Against
What are your thoughts ..ion? I don't care
Do you have a crush on anyone? Nah
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? Emptying a 200 round drum from a saw while bleeding out and end up wasting all them fuckers
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I dunno
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yeah, and everyone ones freedom too
What is the last law you’ve broken? Drinking Underage
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Blond
Eye color: Blue
Height short
Weight not too skinny not too big
Most important physical feature: lips
Biggest turn-off lol gut
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My Interests

Girls, Drinking, Working out, Martial arts, and random adventures Matt --
[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

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I'd like to meet:

Anybody who has a good personality and like to have a good time. Well I used to wanna meet that perfect girl, but Im pretty sure I have, Shes pretty much amazing and everything I could ever ask for

Music:

Avenged Sevenfold,Seether,breaking benjamins,story of the year,shinedown,metallica,three days grace,linkin park

Movies:

Superbad,Waiting,Borat,Road trip,full metal jacket,blackhawk down, wedding crashers, forrest gump

Television:

Don't watch TV

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Books:

Not gonna lie, I hate reading

Heroes:

Tell me the defintion of "hero", and I'll tell you if I have one

My Blog

Pre Deployment Leave

Well today is Wed, the 21st of August, 2007, Well my two weeks of leave is on its final full day, Its been Great,good,boring,and depressing. I had some wild adventures and memories that I won't forget...
Posted by Monte on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:08:00 PST

In Loving Memory Walter Matthew Sarnoski

  In loving memory of Walter Sarnoski 7/6/85-1/20/05   God took you away it dosen't seem fair, but in the back oy my mind, you will always be there.   You were a close friend, and ...
Posted by Monte on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST

Peom To All, When I Leave

If I ever go to war Mom,Please don't be afraid,There are some things I must do,To keep the promise I made.I'm sure there will be some heartache,And I know that you'll cry tears,But your son is a Marin...
Posted by Monte on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:07:00 PST