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Trace

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." Mark Twain

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Name: Trace Ian
Birthday: October 31st, 1978
Birthplace: Yakima, WA
Current Location: McChord AFB, WA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Blonde
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 1/4 French, 1/4 German, 1/4 Dutch, & 1/4 Danish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat Boots
Your Weakness: Blue Eyed Girls
Your Fears: Clowns & Annie's Fist Feet
Your Perfect Pizza: One that I made at Morries
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finishing my CDCs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ALL CAPS
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shoot me now.
Your Best Physical Feature: My left pinky toe.
Your Bedtime: 2 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing Pinball....I mean working at Morries Pizza
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Depends on what's going on.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: How much money do I have?
Do you Smoke: Socially
Do you Swear: Yes...Damn it.
Do you Sing: I can't stop. Is there a 12 step program for this?
Do you Shower Daily: Nightly Bubble Baths....not joking.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Already did.
Do you want to get Married: Is that what that ring is on my finger?
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky...sorry...told you, can't stop singin.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I'm drunk.
Do you think you are Attractive: If I'm drunk.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, I research it often....doesn't mean I live by it.
Do you get along with your Parents: I'm an only miracle child, what do you think?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: Several...badly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Chewed.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Alka Seltzer
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Define date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Bag of Jalepeno Chips.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, But I Tried Some Once In High School, It Was A Little Hard To Swallow
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I was a groomsman.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumped on.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the bath.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes...my daughter's chips.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, but I was dead asleep...so it doesn't count.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: I took a pack of gum when I was 9 yrs. old, and my Dad made me take it back.
How do you want to Die: Painlessly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: How old are you when you're grown up?
What country would you most like to Visit: My people's countries.
In a Chica..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown....I'm kidding Blue "whatever"
Favourite Hair Color: Lt. Brown/Dk. Blonde/Red/Black "whatever"
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Go shorty its your birthday. I might be able to handle someone taller than me...
Weight: Healthy
About You..
Boxers Or Briefs: Boxers
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5th amendment rights.
Number of CDs I own: You mean bought at the store, "not many"
Number of Piercings: None, but this one time (at band camp) I put on a magnetic one, and freaked my Dad out.
Number of Pets: I have the most wonderful & perfect cat named Methos. He is my pride & joy. (Over the top?) & Mac the turtle
Number of Tattoos: Oh you know me at least 15.

Number of things in my Past I Regret: You can't regret your past. You would be denying who you are.

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My Interests

I like to make people laugh, Cougars & Seahawks Football, Tennis, WSU football, video games, football from colleges in Eastern Washington, snoring,catching zzzsss, games where they tackle people and they have crimson and grey on their uniforms, inventing my own tunes on the guitar and harmonica, pig skin games from Pullman, WA, annoying all my girls, you can't stop me from singing and dancing, I've been getting better at golf, and I also like the Seahawks, and making people laugh.

I'd like to meet:


Bob Barker, Bruce Willis, Jim Carey, Adam Sandler

Music:

I like alternative and indie rock, country, 90's music, Classical, Swing, Old-Timey Music, some Rap, Oldies, Techno, TV Jingles, Kid's TV Theme Songs, & Tejano. Every now and then I can go for a bit of Reggaeton too. I LIKE EVERYTHING! If it sounds good I will listen to it, that's it.

Movies:


Ocean's 11, The Whole 9 Yards, Star Wars, Bourne Idenity, From Dusk til Dawn, I like action, and romantic comedies too. I'm in touch with my feminine side. I'm not gonna tell you if I cried during The Notebook

Television:

Myth Busters, Deal or No Deal, Amazing Race, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Chapelle Show, or anything on Comedy Central, Futurama, Star Trek, familyguy, Big Brother.

Books:

Stephen King, Dean Koontz, & Maxim (oh wait not a book, but if you put a bunch together it makes a book.) Im not really a big reader but if I read something long enough to get into it then I can't justify the waste of time if I put it down.

Heroes:

Harry Caray Army Impression

My Blog

Unexpected performance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgZuHlDuulk Just got a really big kick outa this....
Posted by Trace on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

Mothers Day

    Happy mother's day, I find it easier to do it this way rather than spending 4 hours going to all of your individual pages.  This doesn't mean that it's not important nor does i...
Posted by Trace on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:31:00 PST

Japanese vending machines

There's one vending machine for like every 13 people in Japan.Here's another oneVending machine porn, only 800 yen.Don't have change? Pay by cellphone....Yumm PizzaYou can buy anything you want, they...
Posted by Trace on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:26:00 PST

Im gifted, who woulda known

Looking around on the web, I found out that because I was born on Halloween I'm pretty special. Check out some of the things I can do..1. They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other fo...
Posted by Trace on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST

Taken Aback

Today when I got home after work I came home and the kiddos were sitting on the couch just smiling at me. Lilli and Talli came up to me and grabbed my hands and said. "Just wait daddy we have a spec...
Posted by Trace on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

Funny Japanese condoms

The Top 10 Weirdest and Funniest Japanese CondomsCondoms have a long history in Japan, beginning with the earliest versions which were made from leather (!), tortoise shells (!!) or even horns (!!!).....
Posted by Trace on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:34:00 PST

Kinda sucks..

.. START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS -->Which South Park kid are you most like?KennyYou're very unlucky. You're poor, no one understands what you're saying, and you die very often. Click Here to Take ...
Posted by Trace on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

I'm sentimental

How romantic are you? (pics) Sentimental sweet heart!You are the type who just makes there heart melt.. GOOD JOB! You are as romantic as it gets!! Every moment with you makes ur g/f or b/f feel specia...
Posted by Trace on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

How to spin a pencil on your fingers

How to Spin a Pencil Around Your Thumb Have you ever watched somebody in class or at the office skillfully twirl a pencil around his or her thumb and wondered how that person did it? Have you tried to...
Posted by Trace on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:08:00 PST

Son of a biatch

You wouldn't think this crap would be very hard, but Damn. After an hour and a half and two bleeding fingers "victory"
Posted by Trace on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST