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Steven Milford Alan Almonds Berlin-Conner Jr.,II

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About Me

I am Steven Milford Alan Almonds Berlin-Conner Jr. II. I am a freelance ham expert. I love eating, taking dumps, making things my own through urination, ham.

My Interests

Gay sex, Columbine, Corn chips, hoses over 20 feet long, nickel plated breast clamps, Salmon, rush delivery, C4, the Louisianna Purchase, Allah, snow cones, angel dust, tossed salad, fingernail clippings, douche, scat, cantelopes and penetration.

I'd like to meet:

people interested in beastiality, people involved with the mass production of cheese and cheese by-products, people who can give a good scratchin.

Music:

Eat Your Neighbors! Tchaikovsky, wesley willis, celine dion, backstreet, odb, KRS-1, european metal..., Hoobastank

Movies:

homeward bound, bambi, snuff films, event horizon, the vanilla ice movie.

Television:

Laguna Beach

Heroes:

Lassie, David Hasselhoff, Lou Diamond Phillips