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Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe

I ate my inner child

About Me

The Super Short Version

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This is Oprah. She's a bitch, but I love her to death.

So I officially have a car that's not a piece of shit! 2005 Dodge Neon SRT-4

i'm fun, crazy, loopy, insane, wierd, random, spunky..... i race bmx and mountain bikes. I have a kick ass job doing web design. love to party and run around like an idiot. (i can be normal and sane if i want tho) I have a potty mouth. I might have a drinking problem. I'm not very lady like. I have an inner fat girl. She loves crab dip and cheese, so I must feed her. I'm always smiling. It's hard to make me mad. If I do get mad, it doesn't last longer than 30 minutes. I enjoy the company of furry animals. I wanna be a racecar driver when I grow up. Oh, and I love monkies.



R.I.P. Freedo
The best damn one-eyed hamster ever!
Sept 2002 - Feb. 4, 2004

My Interests

BMX, Mountain biking, Graphic design, Web design, Art of any sort brings me happiness, Playing with Legos, Local music, Micro Machines, porn, junk food, shiny things, bouncy balls, people with fros, red jelly beans, very large guns, i like big butts and i can not lie, and of course, Matt

SALEEN S7
my dream car

I'd like to meet:


Dirty Skater Boys with tattoos and piercings. I love people that just don't give a shit and will do whatever no matter how stupid it makes them look. I'm all about the fun.

T.J. Lavin

Music:

classic rock, hip hop, metal, hardcore, punk, go-go, ska, reggae, motown, local music..... just plain love music and love goin to shows and rockin out


In no particular order:
Led Zeppelin, Sublime, Guns n Roses, Less Than Jake, Cat Stevens, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Beastie Boys, HIM, Clarence Carter, Deep Purple, D12, Eminem, The Doors, Four Tops, Foriegner, Dr. Dre, Envogue, Citizen Cope, Dope, George Clinton, Funkstar De luxe, Pennywise, Toadies, Rage Against the Machine, Kool & the Gang, Hed p.e., Sprung Monkey, Soul Coughing, Gold Finger, Incubus, Hendrix, James Brown, Bon Jovi, Jimmies Chicken Shack, Reel Big Fish, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Limp Bizkit, Offspring, Maroon 5, A Tribe Called Quest, Korn, Jepetto, Madonna, Temptations, Pantera, Outkast, Eat Your Neighbors, Genesis, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Prince, Pretenders, Metallica, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, DMX, Tool, Powerman 5000, Cake, Rush, Sevendust, Soulfly, Rancid, Slipknot, Buck-O-Nine, Soulfly, No Doubt, Taproot, System of a Down, Supertramp, Static-X, Pretenders, Tom Petty, Tool, Tom Jones, The Who, Deftones, Ramones, Ugly Kid Joe, Alice In Chains, Britney Spears, Sneaker Pimps, White Snake, 311, Snoop Dogg, Soundgarden, 50 Cent, Aretha Franklin, Allman Brothers, Jack Johnson, Fiona Apple, Pink, Collective Soul, Marvin Gaye, Journey, Alicia Keys, Aerosmith, Coolio, Michael Jackson, Nelly, Rick James, Queen, Talking Heads, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Cyndi Lauper, Fleetwood Mac, PUSA, Steve Miller Band, Billy Idol, David Bowie, B-52's, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Peter Gabriel, Lenny Kravitz, Linkin Park, Bob Dylan, Nelly Furtado, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Boston, Fat Boy Slim, Nirvana, Monkees, Living Color, CCR, Bob Marley, Eagles, Buck Cherry, Black Crows, Wyclef, Jay-Z, Toto, Salt n Pepa, Santana, AC/DC, Alanis Morissette, Alice Cooper, Run-DMC, Quiet Riot, Bangles, Black Eyed Peas, Black Sabbath, Papa Roach, Tracy Chapman... Plus Many More

Movies:

dazed and confused, office space, ferris buellers day off, house of 1000 corpses, mallrats, old school, full metal jacket, american psycho, clockwork orange, donnie darko, horror movies.......

Television:

simpsons, weeds, dexter, huff, anything on comedy central

Books:

Serial Killers

Heroes:

Dumbo, The Little Train That Could, anyone that can do crazy stunts on a bike and not kill themselves

My Blog

why? because i can

I am one stressed mofracka. So im taking a break. anyway, so im thinkin bout having a big cookout volleyball drinkin bash at mi casa in a couple weekends. whos down? i wanna take a nap. i gotta get o...
Posted by Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CLICK HERE......now

please be so kind as to fill this out.... it will give me something to read while bored.... thanks 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush...
Posted by Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dont read this.... im just bored

so last nite i planned on having 3 beers, no more than that. i ended up buyin that damn wildberry jack shit that tastes all good goin down, but fuckin kicks ya in the ass later (in the morning mainly)...
Posted by Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the past 5 days

friday-went to south beach, fl. had a fuckin crazy time. met some cool people. saw some beautiful people. got a spell put on me by some old lady. i think it was to make me fall alot cuz i kept fallin ...
Posted by Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate stuff

I hate that Im so sad I hate pretending that Im not sad I hate that I have to keep myself from crying all day I hate that I cant sleep at night I hate that I have to deal with this shit I hate...
Posted by Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it was worth it

I'm so fuckin tired. I went to bed at 4am this morning and woke up at 8:30 to go to work. now im at work and im so fuckin tired. i wanna sleep so bad. BUT i had a fuckin super time last nite at a fuck...
Posted by Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need a GUN..... a BIG gun.

I went shooting this weekend (im damn good) and all i can think about is the fact that i need a gun.
Posted by Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I SUCK AT LIFE

I think I'm gonna quit.
Posted by Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

confusion

i woke up this morning with someone elses earring in my ear...... must have been a good nite..... or not.
Posted by Lady Jax from the Land of Make Believe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST