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Jenn O'Syde-+--

Welcome to the Church of Me.

About Me



I am a Dirty Martini. I'm naughty, but classy. And no, I didn't take some quiz off of blogthings or whatever. I'm just telling you how it is.
I have a parrot and she is better than you. I'm very sweet, so most people don't realize how cynical I actually am. Dancing is my drug. I love art, as I see it. I like to create. I am always right. If not, I'll let you know...

I LOVE chocolate.
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

My Interests

Visual Kei.
Dance.
Photography, especially in black and white.
Chocolate.
Video games.
Candy shops (the cockteil.)
Skin care and the relevant chemicals.
Implements of beauty.
Birds and some other animals.
bondage.
Languages, particularly German, Italian, and French. But not spanish. If you send me an e-mail in spanish, I will just delete it.
Alliterations.
Fashion: vinyl, leather, corsets, velvet; stilettos, boots; pinup, pirates, glamour; red, black, chrome. EYELINER.
Most things Italian...clothes, leather, food, perfume, cars, music...not men though. Italian men are dicks. Now Germans...they have sexy men AND music...
I enjoy collecting rocks, clothes, and lackeys.
Disinterests
-People who touch me without my permission.
-People who pretend to understand what they really don't. (Just ask, it's not hard.)
-Being below ground level. Not necessarily enclosed, just below the common ground surface. (I'd rather be onstage.)
-Dirty carpeting (Spot Shot people, have it handy. don't be lazy.)
-Fish. It's called ichthyophobia. And it is really not funny...
-Bad actors who actually take themselves seriously.
-Hicks, southern twangs, beer in a can, and all the redneck stuff that goes with it
-Bad smells. I really have a hard time functioning around bad smells.
-Ignorant entitled white guy syndrome.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who gets me.

I guess there's no point in stating that I don't want you to hit on me, is there? Nope, nope...you aren't even reading this, are you? You just went straight for my photos...
I don't like boys anymore.

Music:

Theatre of Tragedy is my favorite (Assembly and Musique.) Actually I'm kind of more a fan of Liv Kristine. In general, anything European and dancable. And I like CombiChrist a lot. As well as reggae, celtic folk rock, industrial...I also admire Paula Cole. Maybe not her music so much as lyrical and vocals styles...so raw and emotional, yet somewhat careless. I relate.

Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. jenn --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'

Movies:

LotR, PotC, D3TI, & Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence

Television:

anime. and project runway. and Nip/Tuck.

Books:

Sword of Truth series is my favorite. Warrior dominatrices...fantasy doesn't get better than that.

Aside from that, specific authors whose works I enjoy...C.S. Lewis, Mercedes Lackey, Pearl S. Buck. And that one guy who wrote a lot of stuff that later got published in the compilation known as the Bible...John or whatever...he was pretty funny.

Heroes:

me, myself, et moi. and her...

My Blog

Faith and Feelings are the Warm Marrow of Evil

 "Unlike reason, faith and feelings provide no boundary to limit any delusion, any whim.  They are a virulent poison, giving the numbing illusion of moral sanctity to every depravity ever ha...
Posted by --+-Jenn O'Syde-+-- on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST

Ok, Something You're Allowed to Read

In response to that popular "Why can't I read your blogs?" request...it's MY space. MY....space. That's why.But here's something you can read. It's oh so fascinating, because it's about me, because it...
Posted by --+-Jenn O'Syde-+-- on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST

The Best of Bollywood

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Posted by --+-Jenn O'Syde-+-- on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST