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Meph

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About Me



"Homopedonecrobestiality" - When it's just no fun unless you're fucking someone's dead puppy in the eye socket...

My best friend in the world. A decade and counting...

My Interests

Anything German, learning languages and foreign cultures , human anatomy and medicine, technical information , miniaturized things, blood tubes from work , erotica, fetish , history, pleather , movies that effect me or make me think about something, commercials that make me laugh and cry (I know, I'm a pussy) , music, obscure knowledge , body piercings, tatoos , girls that play the violin, literature , psychology, computer programming (x86 ASM, C/C++, etc...) , web design (CSS, HTML, JavaScript and the such...)

I'd like to meet:

Burlesque Performers

Music:

AFI , Tori Amos, Steve Angello, Anti Flag , Aphex Twin, Autechre , B-Ton K, Babes in Toyland , Beethoven, Björk , Boards of Canada, Johnny Cash , Daft Punk, Danny Tenaglia , Das Ich, Dead Can Dance , Dead Kennedys, Decoded Feedback , Deep Forest, James Holden, John Digweed , The Distillers, Einstürzende Neubauten , Enya, Evil's Toy , Faith & The Muse, Feindflug , Fleetwood Mac, Front Line Assembly , The Future Sound of London, Garbage , Informatik, Sebastian Ingrosso , Jondi & Spesh, Killswitch Engage , KMFDM, Kraftwerk , Timo Maas, Mindless Self Indulgence, Moby , My Bloody Valentine, Nine Inch Nails , Nirvana, The Orb , Özgür Can, Petter , The Pixies, The Postal Service , Radiohead, Refused , RND (), Sander Kleinenberg , Sasha, Dave Seaman, Seven Trees , The Sex Pistols, Sigor Ros , Skinny Puppy, Sonic Youth, Switchblade Symphony , Synæsthesia, Tool , Underworld, μZiq , Velvet Acid Christ, Vision of Disorder , Wumpscut... pretty much anything aside from R&B I will at least give a chance. I am very open to expanding my music interests. Recently I've been listening to mostly Progressive House.

Movies:

12 Monkeys , A Perfect World, Alive , Awakenings, Bad Santa , Bowling for Columbine, Bounce, Braveheart , The Breakfast Club, Bully , Cast Away, Cider House Rules , Clockwork Orange, The Devil's Own , Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind , Fahrenheit 9/11, Falling Down , Fight Club, The Game , Goonies, Good Will Hunting, Groundhog Day , Gummo, Happiness , Interview with a Vampire, Itchi the Killer , Kids, The Jacket, Labrynth , Legend, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , Memento, Mulholland Drive , Natural Born Killers, Office Space , Oxygen, Palindromes , Pi, Pirates of the Carribean , Primer, Pulp Fiction , Se7en, Seven Years in Tibet , Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs , Snatch, THX-1138 , Very Bad Things, Walk the Line, Weird Science ... I love a good drama, but I think I love a good twisted movie better! I'm also a big fan of Adrien Brody, Edward Norton, Keven Spacey and Steve Buscemi.

Television:

Six Feet Under, Chappelle's Show , Family Guy C-SPAN, CNN , South Park, Discovery Channel and History Channel (documentaries kick ass)... that's about it... I don't really watch much TV.

Books:

Absolute favorite is The Inferno from the Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri, followed by works of Nietzsche, Ayn Rand (particularly Anthem ), J.D. Salinger ( Catcher in the Rye ), Anthony Burgess ( Clockwork Orange ), and quite a few others that I have yet to read entirely...

Currently Reading: Chants Democratic - New York City and the Rise of the American Working Class, 1788-1850

Heroes:

Maddox definitely is the coolest motherfucker in the universe. M.C. Escher, Salvador Dali, and H.R. Giger are incredible artists...

Don Hertzfeldt does a good job of manifesting my sense of humor in motion...

Writers of The Onion constantly churn out hilarious wit, before I have the chance to write it myself! Damn pre-conception anticipatory psychic plagiarists!

My Blog

Mercenery HTML coders demand martyrdom...

Gaza Strip - Local web developers assisting extremist groups in their "specialized web site needs at competitive prices", rallied yesterday afternoon to demand status as a martyr when they die. "We've...
Posted by Meph on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:37:00 PST

Local man from last week smacked into yesterday...

Robert, before his "smackdown" Thursday morning New York, NY - Robert Baumer of the West Village, was having a disagreement with his wife of 8 years last week regarding the color of orange jui...
Posted by Meph on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:35:00 PST

fatigue sucks

Ever have the feeling that moving an eyeball is just too much to ask? Burdened by the concept that you have to move your limbs once every few hours because if not, you may develop atrophy? I amaze mys...
Posted by Meph on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 02:32:00 PST

Scam target?

So yesterday my mother calls me and says she received some mail for me. Now, I haven't lived there for around 6 years or so I figured it couldn't be too important. She went on to read how there w...
Posted by Meph on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 05:05:00 PST

Walking update

So those of you who know me, or who have read my blogs, are familiar with my city walks. At first i was cracking jokes at how "I'm going to be crippled by the time I'm done!"..."haha". Well, I wa...
Posted by Meph on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST

The Financial District...

The following is a partial writing of my journey through the Financial District on my mission to walk every street in Manhattan, while learning as much related historical information as I can. I will...
Posted by Meph on Mon, 08 May 2006 04:54:00 PST

I'm walking every street in Manhattan...

I decided the other day, after coming back from a cultural taste-a-thon Festival in Chinatown, that I don't waste nearly enough of my free time outdoors. So, I decided I will walk every street and all...
Posted by Meph on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:08:00 PST

I love the turnpike!

So the other day, I'm driving down 80 going home when once again, to my surprise, the entrance ramp to the NJ Turnpike is closed down for construction - just like it is twice a week, every week... sin...
Posted by Meph on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:04:00 PST

I'm hijacking this fucker!

Since Meph REFUSES to post more funny blogs, I will take it upon myself to do so... expect more from me...dammit.
Posted by Meph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome to America, jackass...

Those of you that know me, know that I am not one to discriminate against people of certain ethnic backgrounds. However, there comes a point where it goes beyond the human capacity of will; someone ha...
Posted by Meph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST