Porkchop McCoy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

The original white trash vegetarian seeks debutantes, heiresses, trust fund babies and classy hos for long walks by the creek, tofu pigs in blankets and Asti Spumante in real glasses.

My Interests

In order: physiological needs, safety, love/belonging, esteem and self-actualization. Oh and also sniffin' jerks later, ya jerk-ass honky.

I'd like to meet:

New, tall, elegant rich kids.

Music:

Tomihira, and Indian food-tronica.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Swingers, Fight Club, Anchorman, Shawshank, Wes Anderson, Shyamalan, Wizard of Oz.

Television:

Cartoons, Daily Show, History Channel, Jang & Associates commercials.

Books:

Financial texts. Cause I'm rich, bitch.

Heroes:

Fearless people with brains, Spider-Man and you! Why not become a Tomihero today? www.tomihira.com

My Blog

what's worse?

Punk-ass tricks or trick-ass marks? I'm so confused.
Posted by Porkchop McCoy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mom, I'm sorry that I sold the dog for meth.

I'm a huge disappointed to you all.
Posted by Porkchop McCoy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh my god, I'm gorgeous

I just noticed myself in the mirror, and I'm not moving for the rest of the day. Damn, I'm hot!
Posted by Porkchop McCoy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tomiheros: join us in the panache pit!

You see, panache rhymes with mosh. Our fans have their priorities in order. Admit it, it's fucking genius, OK? Get over it.
Posted by Porkchop McCoy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This just in: I'm hecka tight!

Yep, it's true.
Posted by Porkchop McCoy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST