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MicroBioWoman

I learn by going where I have to go.

About Me

I am friggin' awesome.

I can also be really annoying.
I'm kickin' it in Ann Arbor until I move back to New Orleans later this year. Then, who knows?You are 98% Michiganian YES! You know the Great Lakes State, and have seen a beautiful peninsula - probably even two! You have seen The Island, and crossed The Bridge. Troll or Yooper, you're a true Michigan soul.
How much of a Michi-gander are you?
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What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."


The Midland
The Northeast
Philadelphia
The South
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.
Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)
Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are adventurous (95%), intellectual (93%), horny (64%), greedy (55%).
Stereotypes
Old Geezer 83%
Prep 77%
Geek 70%
Life Experience
Sex 38%
Substances 27%
Travel 35%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 86% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 31% less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 67%, hotter than 92% of other test takers.
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My Interests

Reading (non-fiction), knitting, drinking, taking road trips, shortwave radio, going to the symphony, parasites, lovin' on my kitty cat, geocaching, playing oldschool video games, bread pudding, plotting to dig up Marc Chagall's corpse so I can clone him and have his babies, college basketball, folk art (the traditional kind, not the hippie kind), learning languages, telling dirty jokes (ask me to tell my camel joke!), razzing on people and then apologizing shamefacedly when I realize I've gone too far, did I mention drinking?
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I'd like to meet:

Your mom. Oh, and Anderson Cooper. Yes, I know he's queer as a three dollar bill, and I don't care.

Music:

People that define themselves by the music they listen to piss me the hell off, so get this: I'll listen to anything as long as it's good.
But if I was stuck on a desert island and could only take five CDs with me, they'd be...
- Johnny Cash, "At Folsom Prison"
- Led Zeppelin, "IV, or whatever the fuck you want to call it"
- Cornershop, "When I Was Born for the Seventh Time"
- Dvorak's "Slavonic Dances"
- "Voices of Forgotten Worlds", a compilation of indigenous music I've had since I was twelve

Movies:

Casablanca, Shawshank Redemption, Lost in Translation, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Metropolis, Paper Moon, Run Lola Run, Goodbye Lenin

Television:

Scrubs, Wonder Showzen, Chapelle Show, South Park, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

My Blog

Non Sum Qualis Eram Boni Sub Regno Jesi

Last night, ah, yesternight, betwixt her lips and mineThere fell thy shadow, Cynara! thy breath was shedUpon my soul between the kisses and the wine;And I was desolate and sick of an old passion,Yea, ...
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

When the Hurricane Came to Port Gibson, Mississippi

When the hurricane came to Port Gibson, Mississippi, it was enchanting. Sure, the power lines came down just after lunch, and some pieces got blown off an awning over a storefront near the church, ...
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST

Do you know what it means....

Goddammit, I start applying for jobs elsewhere and start getting exciting about possibly moving to Boston or Georgia, and then I read the latest selections from Dan Baum's "New Orleans Journal" on the...
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

The speech I never gave.

When I was preparing for graduation last fall, I got it into my head that I should give the commencement speech. I sat down at my computer, and this is what poured out; needless to say, I wasn't stand...
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST

Woo!

I just found out that Spirit Airlines flies to Lima now. So I can get a round-trip ticket for, like, $600 later this year.Looks like somebody's getting a visit from me...
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:59:00 PST

Black dog

Why can't I just figure out what I want? Why do I always feel like I'm floating through life, never having any goals in mind and never completely fitting in anywhere? Why am I too smart for where I co...
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:49:00 PST

Roethke

From "The Waking":... This shaking keeps me steady. I should know.What falls away is always. And is near.I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.I learn by going where I have to go."Poem for Theodore...
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

Dear Tulane:

    God, just hire me already so I can get the hell out of here!
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:20:00 PST

Para ti

from The Country of Marriage by Wendell Berry (emphasis mine):I.I dream of you walking at night along the streamsof the country of my birth, warm blooms and the nightsongsof birds opening around you a...
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

One Word

Only one word.... You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. Not as easy as you might think. 1. Where is your cell phone?Bag 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?Nope 3. Your hair?Wavy 4. Your mother?Ignor...
Posted by MicroBioWoman on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST