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Marilyn Mortuary Grimm

If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning.

About Me

I never know how to describe myself because I'm not good with....what are they called?.....words! There we go. I'll at least try my best.

My name is Laura Borrelli and I'm 23 years old. I live in Monroe with my family. By night, I fight crime on the streets. Not big crimes because I'm not that brave, but, the smaller things, like littering, or people wearing tapered jeans.

I'm engaged to Chris Capaul. We're getting married on Oct. 25, 2008! I've never been so happy in my entire life. He is my world and my reason for living. He's the perfect person for me. OK, you can go throw up now if you have to.

I have many hobbies including cheese making, log rolling, Jenga tournaments, and ice dancing. I wish. Actually, I love theatre, dancing, singing, and making people laugh.

Well, that's pretty much it!

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My Interests

My fiance Chris Capaul, show tunes, theatre, horror movies, doing mine and other people's hair, make up, piercings, tattoos, and going to gay bars. Generally, anything that I find interesting that interests me.

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Monroe, Idina Menzel, Kristin Chenoweth, Chuck Norris

Music:

Show tunes, punk, psychobilly, horror punk.

Movies:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Some Like It Hot
Gentleman Prefer Blondes
The Producers
Tommy Boy
Anchorman
The Wizard of Oz
Nightmare On Elm Street
Halloween
The Corpse Bride
Saw
Saw II
Strangers With Candy
Little Shop of Horrors
and many others that I can't think of right now.

Television:

The Simpsons
South Park
Golden Girls
Strangers With Candy
Snapped (and pretty much all other shows about serial killers)
Cops
I Love New York (I'm not ashamed to admit it)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
House

Books:

"The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty"- Anne Rice

Heroes:

Chris Capaul
Brian Welch
Marilyn Monroe
Rita Hayworth
Clara Bow
Idina Menzel
Carol Burnett
Amy Sedaris
My mom

My Blog

You know what would be a good Christmas gift?

I audtitioned for "Macbeth" yesterday and I'm going back tonight. Hopefully I get a decent part. I won't be devastated if I don't get a good part, but, if I got the part I wanted it would be a good Ch...
Posted by Marilyn Mortuary Grimm on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:14:00 PST

Another survey.

" Don't change your myspace top" fill the people in below." answer the questions truthfully. Number 1: ChrisNumber 2: AlyssaNumber 3: BenNumber 4: Maris Have you ever danced with 3?Yes. We were at Chr...
Posted by Marilyn Mortuary Grimm on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:51:00 PST

Can you answer 20 questions about you number 2?

Can you answer 20 questions about your number 2? DON'T change your top friends, and answer 20 questions about the 2nd person in your top friends.1) What's their name?- Alyssa Marie Borrelli- Kind of M...
Posted by Marilyn Mortuary Grimm on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

I'm updating!

I can't believe it. 173 people have viewed my profile and probably got really disappointed. Joke's on them. Suckers. I finally figured out how to make a blog entry. Stupid kids and their complicated c...
Posted by Marilyn Mortuary Grimm on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

How you can reach me.

Sorry that last blog got posted twice...I'm not sure how it happened, but, it did, so, meh...Anyway, for those of you who asked for the address to where I am, or for directions, or my number, here's h...
Posted by Marilyn Mortuary Grimm on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:51:00 PST