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About Me

Karaoke champion. I have far too much time to myself, and that's not good for the philosophical, easily introverted type. I'm ready for change. Ready for adventure. I feel trapped in life and am aching to break out. I miss travelling, seeing the sites, meeting the people, killing the kittens. I am so lucky to have all I have, but soon, stasis-lock is going to make me crazy. There's hope though. An angel appeared to me last night and sang my praises. After the whole this-and-that of immaculate conception I interrupted saying I had a wang-dangler and was a boy. I think God touched my naughty bits.

My Interests

Music. People. Love. Hate. Ego. Self-discovery. Pontoon boats. My irrational fear of spiders. Dancing. Singing. Acting. Stripping. Fear. Duck Soup Hand Cleaner. New clothes. Smelling amazing. Reading. Making people smile. Travel. Learning. Emotion. H2O. Vanity. Selflessness. Hug me. Love me. Hit me. Love me some more.

I'd like to meet:

I'm not a celebrity-crazy person. I would, however, like to meet my boss in a bar and beat the fuck out of him. I think that would be great. I'd like to meet a tyrannosaurus, but a nice one that lets me ride him while and listens when I tell him to eat stupid drivers.For some reason, I just thought of Jiminy Cricket. Disney animators made it impossible for me to kill animals and bugs because I always imagine I could be killing that one entity that can turn a puppet into a real boy. I guess that's a good thing, so long as the puppet isn't one of those scary ventriloquist dummies. Fuck that. Time for a cricket massacre.

Music:

My tastes are expanding! I like anything that sounds good, if that isn't too general. I dig interesting vocals, as long as they are on key. Local talent. Dreams of being famous. I think Hong Kong Garden is forever stuck in my head. I'd love to be involved in a band, particularly one where a female and I sing vocals. Some harmony here, a little dissonance there, a groovy beat with a rad guitar. Weeee.

This Zachariah. He owns your soul. We need to harmonize! Check him out!

Movies:

Oh God. Here are a few. Boondock Saints Advent Children Anything Tarentino Donnie Darko Run Lola Run Requiem Rocky Horror Equilibrium(dare I say, better than all three matrix movies combined?) Underworld/Evolution Spun Memento Shrek 1&2 LotR trilogy Star Wars(hated the Anakin edited in thing on the remastered edition of the original trilogy. Fuck that.) Monty Python Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Bond Anything with Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Shannon Sossamon, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Beckinsale, and several others. Musicals. Independent films. B horror movies. Most comic-to-movie-movies. Subtitled films. SLC Punk. Tim Burton.

Television:

Adult Swim. Prison Break! House, History/Discovery channel, Today show before work. I used to get a kick out of watching televangelists, not for God, but for their absolute power over the audience... friends hated that.I watch whatever happens to be on when I find time for the television. Dig it like a hole, captain rabbi of funk.

Books:

Darwin Awards, Bushisms, and Deep thoughts are books i recently purchased. I also love Fightclub(as well as the movie), Clockwork Orange(movie too), some Dean Koontz books and all Stephen King books. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. I also love anything by vasquez (JTHM, Squee, Happy Noodle Boy, etc) and dirge.

Heroes:

If you could be a Super Hero, would you be Awesome Man?
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My Blog

I'm amazing

I fixed my computer, finally. I have access to my movies, pictures, and music again! Bow to my rad.
Posted by m0x on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

Shunned

For a while I was going out quite a bit, getting a lot of calls and more text messages. Lately, though, my phone has been silent. I read people's Livejournals and Blogs... it feels like I'm being univ...
Posted by m0x on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:09:00 PST

Babel Fish

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.""But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance....
Posted by m0x on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

I am...

...FREE!
Posted by m0x on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST

The intelligence of my wonderful boss

Hear this, because it's on my mind. I've told many people, wrote in my journal, and now I'm writing here so it will hopefully cause the urge to burn my workplace to the ground to cease. I'll try to ma...
Posted by m0x on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

Pain

I've been getting into pain again, which surprised me. It's totally unethical and stupid, but I enjoy being hurt at the moment. Whether it is making people hit me with broom poles across the back or k...
Posted by m0x on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

I've decided...

...that instead of simply seeing phantom of the opera, i must also perform in the show before i die as the phantom or raule. my pipes are finally feeling quazi-healthy again, though I think i'll ...
Posted by m0x on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST

Car

Well, I am busy trying to make up my mind about my mode of transportation. The car I currently drive, a 93 z34 lumina, is very easy on the eyes. It has a few cosmetic issues, and a quite a couple more...
Posted by m0x on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST

Ego

Picture, if you will, a vast desert stretching farther than comprehension in all directions. Notice, in the middle of this empty land is a man staring aimlessly ahead. He doesn't know where he is goin...
Posted by m0x on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:12:00 PST

Eulogy

Today is a day of ill-fated regret. The warmth and brightness of the sun's genteel rays are not enough to mend the heartbreak we have all come to feel. Nathan Lee Andrew Lyke was unexpectedly taken fr...
Posted by m0x on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST