FX make up, roleplaying, horror movies, fire, music, cats, paranomal studies and ghost hunting, spirituality, working with Thrillvania, camping, sideshows, photography, acting, dark ages, dragons, history, alternative fashion, cosmetology, people, animals, science, BDSM, Fire play, blood play, silk, leather, vintage, old-movies, sci-fi/fantasy and horror novels, reading in general, road trips, exploring, being lost, theatre, opera, museums, anime, a-kon, random other things, just ask because there is always more than what I remember to put down.
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I had to add that. Reminds me of some friends o' mine.
Deformed Messiah: i've never seen that
SadisticWraith: well you just suck then
SadisticWraith: :P
Deformed Messiah: if by suck you mean rule with an ironfist then yes...i do indeed suck
SadisticWraith: no i mean you suck as in on your knees in an alley behind a seafood shack for $4.23
Deformed Messiah: hey thats just mean....
Deformed Messiah: i always get atleast a 10 out of it
SadisticWraith: Hey I atleast dug the change out for you too.
SadisticWraith: Sorry it wasen't a whole quarter
Deformed Messiah: bring penny wrappers next time
Deformed Messiah: that dollar of pennys duct taped into a little ball wasnt as cute as one might think
Of course not even five minutes later Brandon confesses to me... Deformed Messiah: i'd smoke cow spunk if i knew how o_o
lotusboy101: I would describe what I have as nymphomania, yes.
lotusboy101: What do they do for nymphos? Because, it's like, you can't have a nymphomaniacs anonymous, because the whole group session thing would just turn into an orgy.
lotusboy101: "Hi, my name is Malcolm, I'm addicted to sexual behavior, and I want the girl two chairs over to blow me."
GothicFrostBite: I've found out that when I'm not on my meds and I cum, its ten times more intense then ever!
SadisticWraith: Yeah well mental drugs have sexual side effects supposedly... I just like to think that crazy people have better sex. :P
SadisticWraith: I don't know why doctors seem to think giving depressed people antidepressants with sexual side effects is a good idea.
SadisticWraith: Not being able to have sex has gotta make ya really wanna kill yourself.
GothicFrostBite: In a way its good if you are with someone who cums really quickly.
SadisticWraith: Yeah the guy getting off too fast is prolly what started it...
KID- "Doc my dick squirts too quick. No one will sleep with me twice! I am gonna kill myself!"
DOC- "Here kid take these and if you can get yer willy into dance mode it will NEVER squirt!"
KID- "Yay! ............ wait a minute...."
GothicFrostBite: lol
SadisticWraith: KID- "Well fuck too quick er be fucked right mister?"
SadisticWraith: SATAN- "I will give you a long lasting squirter for your immortal soul."
SadisticWraith: KID- "Now there's a deal!"
SadisticWraith: And that was the begining of emo
SadisticWraith: MWAHAHAHA
GothicFrostBite: yep
SadisticWraith: Depressed kids who sold their souls for long lasting squirters only to find out that Satan ment a shiny plastic super soaker!
SadisticWraith: damn that emo music.
[11:32] SadisticWraith: My friend Kelly loves me!
[11:32] neuromanced: everyone should
[11:32] SadisticWraith: She's going to try and take me out for pizza!
[11:33] SadisticWraith: That's love.
[11:33] neuromanced: how bout love from like 6000 miles away ? :-D
[11:34] SadisticWraith: Does it involve pizza?
SadisticWraith: so what are you studying?
maliciousJS: going for my B.S in information systems
SadisticWraith: HAHAHAHAHA
SadisticWraith: blah, all us women folk want to be found attractive but don't want that to be the sole reason anyone is talking to us.
SadisticWraith: when will men learn huh? WHEN WILL THEY LEARN!
scruffington_denatsate: When they're castrated?
SadisticWraith: O_o Well that takes away the point in finding that one special guy who likes you for who you are more than your appearance but would still shag ya rotten huh?
scruffington_denatsate: I suppose so.
scruffington_denatsate: Ok, fine. One ball removal.
SadisticWraith: So is that what it is really like being a married man?
scruffington_denatsate: That was nothing. I've gotten more painful shots.
SadisticWraith: Hahaha Awesome.
These are some good friends. If you amuse me as much as them welcome to my "Who I'd Like to Meet" list.
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Heavy metal, gothic, industrial, electronic, classic rock, funk, blues, 80's, rockabilly, psychobilly, classical, opera,
punk, jazz, video games haha, Death Metal, Black Metal, and anything that strikes my fancy.
Dimmu
Tom Waits
MSI
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Way too many to name! No not manos the hands of fate again!Horror
80's & 90's cartoons, old nick stuff like Pete & Pete and Salute Your Shorts, the scfi channel, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Forensic shows, the young ones, Rome, Munsters, Adams Family, old classics, Wrasslin' yeah I said it, anything on the science channel and on most of the other discovery channels, HGTV, random.
How long do you have? I am a huge book worm. My favorite authors are Piers Anthony... Poppy Z. Brite, and Caitlin R. Kiernan.
Steal? Steal? You mistake us, sir! We do not steal! We liberate. We pilfer. We purloin and even filch. But we do not steal! -- Fafhrd the Red -- Swords Against the Shadowland
The way nature should have intended it. A chainsaw for a hand and the other wielding a shotgun.
Hail to the king baby!
Paul for being in the right place at the right time. Thanks sugar. If it weren't for you my face would prolly have been smashed in again.
And Theo for being the best gay husband I have ever had and never met. Love you dollface :*