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Maria Lapachet

Maria Lapachet

About Me


I'm a bad ass, versatile artist. I'm not only a control-freak author who writes, edits, publishes, and promotes her books. I'm also a painter, photographer, reproductive rights activist, and occasional shower-singer; that is, I sing in the shower every morning and I mysteriously receive offers to sing in weddings and bar mitzvahs.I was born in Córdoba (Spain) in 1978. I traveled around Europe, lived in Ireland and England for short periods of time, and finally settled down in New York a few years ago. I'm currently working full time (unrelated with literature, someone's gotta pay the bills), going to school, and writing. Lately I'm getting emails from a lot people asking about my personal life. If I'm married, in a relationship, have kids, go out with a married man, know someone with cancer or have had cancer myself, am a victim of incest, have ever had an abortion, drink too much, do drugs... What is my religion, philosophy, political point of view...If you know me and have read my books, you know that I reveal a lot about my feelings, beliefs, and personality. I am not a writer who tries to hide her opinions. For the most part, I believe that my poems and short stories are best when they reflect my honest experiences and visions. Despite of the latter, and to quote Roland Barthes, «the biography of the author is merely another text which does not indicate any privilege – it is the language which speaks in the text, not the author himself». That is, don’t take everything I write literally. Don't overthink about my life. Don't ask me too many questions because I prefer to save my privacy for myself, friends, and family members. Ask yourself some questions instead. Think positively. Grow.

My Interests

Writing, reading, volunteering, walking around Manhattan

I'd like to meet:

Writers, painters, sculptors creative minds who are reasonably stable (no psychos please, no drama queens/kings either) and enjoy independent or foreign movies, going to museums, walks by Central Park, feminist protests, etc. Someone to whom I can say: "you Americans are crazy" without risking my life :p Someone to talk to about women’s natural superiority without being sent to a mental institution. You don’t need to be a Nobel Prize winner, don’t worry lol

Music:

kdlang, Tracy Chapman, Leonard Cohen, Ravi Shankar, Siempre Asi, God Des, Spice Girls, Bitch, Enrique Bunbury, The Doors, Estopa.

Movies:

Frida, I shot Andy Warhol, Tie me up Tie me down, White Noise, Disney's, Bad Education

Television:

The L Word, Desperate Housewives, Law and Order: SVU, South Park

Books:

Cunt. A Declaration of Independence, The Beauty Myth, Significant Others: Creativity and Intimate Partnership

Heroes:

I DON'T HAVE HEROES ANYMORE

My Blog

AIDS Walk NYC 2007

In the early years of the HIV epidemic most believed that women could not get HIV. However, the proportion of adolescent and adult women living with AIDS has tripled in the last decade. Today HIV/AIDS...
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

La Chiva Premieres Tomorrow!

La Chiva is a finalist in a contest underwritten by Ford Mercury and the National Association of Latino Independent Producers. Robert Rodriguez ( Sin City , Once Upon A Time In Mexico ) and Rodrigo G...
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:50:00 PST

La Chiva

Hace un mes Akiva Peñaloza me pidio ayuda para grabar una mini entrevista / introduccion en la que hablaba de sus raices y de una historia que tenia en mente para presentar el resultado en DVD a un co...
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:07:00 PST

ONE: The Campaign to Make Poverty History!

I've just signed the ONE Declaration committing myself to help fight the emergency of global AIDS and extreme poverty. The first thing I'm doing is asking you to make that commitment, too. ONE is a ne...
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:44:00 PST

MUST SEE 9/11 DOCUMENTARY

Shut up! Don't even think about saying: "go back to your country". Watch this video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1272980089639960023 , and then, if you want, we can talk. I hope you find i...
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

Poems . In from the cold

Poems from In from the Cold, 2006   1. It starts raining so I head home. I pass your house, almost unnoticing. I'm busy walking fast, thinking About women writers of other centuries And my own...
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:42:00 PST

Poem . Empire Szechuan

Empire Szechuan, from Tempura and Sushi, 2006. It is easier not getting involved, Keeping things casual, Leaving the door open In case I freak out, Meet another butch Who acknowledges me, Or feel th...
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

Poemas . Suada

Poemas publicados en Suada, 2004. 1 Me siento en tus rodillas, me estremezco al sentir tu mano en mis muslos. Tu mano, que sube lentamente y me pellizca el pubis. Tu mano, que flirtea con mi ombligo....
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

Short Story . Baby Shower

Baby shower (published in The Year of the Cat, 2004) The woman that is covering her mouth is no longer the woman she used to be. Water runs freely over her right hip. Foam runs down her body as she sh...
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:51:00 PST

Short Story . Latino Club 2000

"Latino Club 2000" (published in The Year of The Cat, 2004) My cousin wakes me up. Its 2:30 a.m., and she says we, the young people in the family, are going to meet at 3 a.m. in the red living ro...
Posted by Maria Lapachet on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:39:00 PST