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The Shocker

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About Me

Welcome to the official home of JB's Fan Club. The site dedicated to The One and Only JB. AKA - JBizzle. This site is sponsored and endorsed by JB and is updated at his request. JB sends his love and asks that you check in regularly to keep up with the latest in JB News. JB would also like to point out that the dog isn't going to walk himself so get off your ass and go walk the damn dog. Furthermore, failure to flatter me will result in you not being added as a friend. Tickets to sporting and musical events are welcomed and encouraged. Deez Nutz. Deez Nutz. Deez Muthafuckin' Nutz. Thank you and goodnight.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Ned Flanders, Kelly Bundy, TommyBoy Callahan, Kin Korn Karn, Ed Rooney, Santa Clause, Cagney and Stacey, Clark Grizwald, The Great Cornholio, Shooter McGavin, Honey DeLune, Frenchy Cabazon, The 1992-93 Dallas Cowboys, The 2006-2007 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Toxic Avenger, Brak, Agustus Macrae, Lloyd Christmas, Miss Bliss, Eppie Epperman, Lacy Underall, Newbaum Turk, Chet, Richy Rich, Jackie Childs, Spottswood, Mary Ann, Mr. Pink, Lo Pan, Willy Wonka, The Human Tornado, Johnny Ringo, Hong Kong Phooey, Destro, Tasty-Taste, Ms. Cartman, the Dude, Scrappy Doo, Lucky Day, Miranda Veracusta de la Hoya Cardinal, Headly Lamar, Mad Mardigan, The One-Armed Man, Wooderson, the DVDA lady, Bill McNeal, The King of Cartoons, Brick Top, as well as a girl who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and plays the rusty trombone.

Music:

Michael Jackson, Weezer, Gwar, Fantomas, Motzart, Snoopdizzle, Ian Moore, Beastie Boys, Metallica, its not Van Halen without David Lee Roth, The River Bottom Nightmare Band, Dean Martin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, Two Tons of Steel, Winger, Warrant, The Scabs, The Bellamy Brothers, Pantera, Motley Crue, The Reverend Horton Heat, Jimmy Buffet, Prince, Hendrix, Billy Idol, Beck, Lamb of God, The Beatles, Skid Row, Fingerbang, Tool, Faith No More, George Strait, Slayer, Dwight Yoakum, Bolt Thrower, Tom Jones, Bon Jovi, Guns n Fuckin' Roses, SRV, Britany Spears videos with the sound turned off, Massive Attack, Elvis, NWH, Tomahawk, Mr. Bungle, KISS, Eazy E, Outkast, Judas Priest, Pink Floyd, NWA, Herb Alpert and the Tiajuana Brass, The Rat Pack, Milli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, and your mom...

Movies:

Legend of Drunken Master, Cannibal the Musical, Smokey and the Bandit, Hondo, Dumb and Dumber, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Up In Smoke, 1 Night In Paris, Resevior Dogs, Talladega Nights, The Princess Bride, Happy Gilmore, The Ladies Man, Billy Madison, Snatch, Spaceballs, Tombstone, Fear of a Black Hat, Ricki-Oh the Story of Ricki, Harold and Kuumar go to White Castle, Serpico, Gleaming the Cube, Old Yeller, Sheos, Team America World Police, Strange Brew, Dirty Work, Orgazmo, Cagney and Stacy, The Last Dragon, Dolemite, Blazing Saddles, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead II, Femme Fatales, The Big Lebowski, Kentucky Fried Movie, Caddyshack, Emmit Otter's Jugband Christmas, Women of Prague, Cujo

Television:

I don't subscribe to daily programming.

Books:

Ride the Wind, Aztec, Texas, The Richest Man in Babylon, Jonathan Livingston Seagull,

Heroes:

Al "Touchdown" Bundy and those that aspire to be him.

My Blog

Its ringy-dingy-ding time

Springtime is my favorite time.  It's been quite a long winter.  In my life, the seasons turned to fall in the October of 2005.  I chased the dormant season to the other side of the wor...
Posted by The Shocker on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

cut and paste

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Posted by The Shocker on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

Today's News

I just read that somewhere in Iraq, a religious fundamentalist organization named The Islamic State busted in to a prison and busted out 150 prisoners.  The Lord works in mysterious way...
Posted by The Shocker on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST

See. What had happened was...

So, I went camping for a few days and nights at some family land on the days leading to Thanksgiving.  I packed my sleeping bag, tent and lantern into the car alongside&n...
Posted by The Shocker on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST

cut and paste. Guns

"When they talkin bout gun control, they talkin bout takin away our guns so they can control us."  Tasty Taste --------------------------------------------------- Be sure and look at the "Austra...
Posted by The Shocker on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

How the democrats will ruin the USA

How Long Do We Have? About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say a...
Posted by The Shocker on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST

Good times were had by all

I got back into the USA on Sept. 29, 2006.  After a layover in LA, I flew to MD, my flight was scheduled to land Sept 30 at 6:26 am if inquiring minds want to know.  I tried&n...
Posted by The Shocker on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

The last Friday night in New Zealand

So, last Friday night after using the internet and what not as I am a broke dick mudaphucka and couldn't afford to support my alcoholism I was walking through this courtyard back to the Road Maggot an...
Posted by The Shocker on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:33:00 PST

Viva USA!

Don't forget that religious findamentalist are not the only enemies we face, Chavez and Castro recently declared during a meeting last week in Argentina that the imperialist countr...
Posted by The Shocker on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:26:00 PST

This bullshit must be stopped!

From the L.A Times:   1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County (L.A. County  has 10 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes.  This is because they are predominantl...
Posted by The Shocker on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:36:00 PST