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SMITHY

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

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My Interests

Snowboarding, sleeping ( not at same time) Drinking, Karaoke, (at the same time)...goat-herding and surfing

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE ! ! ! DO IT DO IT !

Music:

Pretty mainstream really! Quite happy listening to anything ! 85% of my music collection is rap/hiphop....early stars such as Young MC, Tone Loc, Snoop - (Doggystyle - best Rap album ever!), 2Live Crew, Ice Cube, Dr Dre, Gravediggaz, Cypress Hill, House of Pain, Sensor, Beastie Boys, Blink 182More recently enjoyed or revisited Paul Weller, GLC ( Youfuckingknowsit!), S.O.D, more Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Pearl Jam, Air, Zero 7, Prodigy, Basement Jaxx, Chemical BrosBut have downloaded such 80s classics as Cathy Dennis, 10cc, Curiosity Killed the Cat, Johnny Hates Jazz, Metallica, Whitesnake, EMF

Movies:

Hmm where to start...... Obviously you have your classics - From Dusk Til Dawn, Borat, Dumb and Dumber, Scarface, Shaun of the dead, American Werewolf in London, Scary Movie 2, Alien, Batman, All Star Wars, Godfather 1 & 2, Firefox, Trading Places, Ferris Buller - ED ROONEYS BASTARD CHILD ! Weird Science, Napoleon Dynamite, Beverly Hills Cop, Raw, Delerious, Taxi Driver, Coming to America ( Just let your Soul Glo!), The Descent, Sixth Sense, Kingpin ( we dont have a cow....we have a bull!)Then not quite so mainstream.....Hills have eyes ( Original), Puppetmaster, Puberty Blues, Dolls, April Fools Day, Johns not mad, etcand of course the embarrasing favourites such as The Hard Way, Flash Gordon ( freeze you bloody bastards!), Labrinth, Zoolander ( Mer-man!!), Liar Liar, Toy Story, Goonies

Television:

Pretty selective but loyal to Family Guy, SPACED IS THE BEST !!, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Big Train ( you do know I'm an EVIL Hypnotist?), Harry Hills TV Burp, He-man (Snarf-Snarf) , Dogtanian and the Muskahounds, Green Wing, Strutter


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Books:

Far Side Gallerys, Viz Annuals, Stephen King, Danny Wallace, nothing too heavy!

Heroes:

Anyone who can snowboard without breaking their back, anyone who can drink tequila without vomiting foam!, my Brother, my Sister, my Mum for overcoming everything that is thrown at her ( inc. Me !), my Dad for putting up with me and my brother, and my Wife for putting up with me !

My Blog

FACKIN’ CANTZ

WOMAN WHO WON 'SEARCH FOR NANCY' - See what happens when you let the public vote? You end up with West End musicals starring women from Foxy Bingo adverts. PACKAGING DESIGNERS  - ...should be in...
Posted by SMITHY on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:57:00 PST

GIve me a C give me a U give me an N............

FROG OFF THE EVERGREEN LAWN ADVERT "Oh if your lawn is a faaaaaarce, weeds are a right pain in the graaaaaaarrrss"Now EXCUSE me but the last time I checked the words "Grass" and "Farce" don’t fu...
Posted by SMITHY on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:40:00 PST

UBER-CUNTY CUNTING CUNTS

DAVID GEST - Met the cunt....looks like Andrew lloyd webber wrapped in clingfilm. SANTA - Once again he's failed to bring me Jade Goody's head on a spike - fat, beardy, unfairly getting my hopes up CU...
Posted by SMITHY on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:23:00 PST

MORE CUNTS.........

LISA TARBUCK IN ASDA ADVERTS - "Call me strange but this is oddly satisfying"Everyone with a mental age of 9 finds playing shops fun, try doing it 47 hours a week for £6 an hour and see if y...
Posted by SMITHY on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:04:00 PST

CUNTIEST CUNTS OF ALL

CUNTINUED - THE SUN - Stubborn twat who refuses to come out from hiding behind the clouds and give us a decent summer. It must be having fun watching the nation mope around with an air of depression ...
Posted by SMITHY on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

CUNTS VI

CUNTINUED (AGAIN) - ALAN SUGAR - Has he got a knighthood? No clues are presented throughout the show whatsoever, I mean, does anyone mention a title which may have come with a knighthood? Stop being...
Posted by SMITHY on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:13:00 PST

CUNTS V

CUNTINUED - BENNY FROM TOPCAT - What a little fucking annoying blue cunt, what is the point of him? He's not funny and talks like a cunt, and has his nose up TC and Officer Dibble's arse at the same ...
Posted by SMITHY on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:28:00 PST

CUNTS IV

CUNTINUED - ORANGES - Deliciously tasty, but so fucking difficult to get into and then to get that white shit off. Cunts!Your phones are shite too! GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY.....YES? - For sticking the w...
Posted by SMITHY on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

CUNTS PART III

CUNTINUED STILL....... AMY WINEHOUSES HAIR - Please please shave that flea-ridden birdnest excuse for a bag-of-pubes off you cuntbag ! MY POSTMAN - Yes, it's 11:30 in the morning and I'm drunk, but w...
Posted by SMITHY on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

CUNTS PART II

CUNTINUED - KFC - Fast food? Are you having a fucking laugh? I wait patiently in the cunting queue at your drive through for over 15 minutes only to be told "Sorry, the chicken will be another 10 min...
Posted by SMITHY on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:45:00 PST