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Elle Diablo

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About Me

Well howdy! I'm Max you may recognise me from innapropriate things said all over the nation!! Well nowadays i reside in Cambridge with my partner David who likes to pretend to do some work at Cambridge University...although this is the about me section not about dave section, so anyway nowadays after leaving the horrid world of "WOMEN IN THE OFFICE" followed by competitions of "WHO CAN BITCH THE MOST WITHOUT LEAKING ON THE CARPET" (You know who you are) i have gone back to my old deceitful ways of Cold Calling!!! Yeah thats right... oh and did i mention that i have this granny for sale? What do you mean thats YOUR granny? She can be for a good price :P!!!! But yeah back to calling the shots and rollin in the cash, but believe me its not easy to be this humble when your as awesome and rich as i am now !!! :P The only thing i have left to say is ANYONE FROM BELLSHILL CAN SHOVE IT RIGHT UP THEIR ARSES....again khowing who they r i think we can call it a day...and i would come to bellshill to shove it up your ass but i cant be bothered...ill tell you what ill have one of my butlers do it!!! GET IT RIGHT FUCKING ROUND YOU !!!!!

My Interests

HALO 2 ! I AM MASTER CHIEF, also i am interested in the guitar, movies , music. Anything that involves having a laugh and spending money. drinking and such lol.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

theory of a dead man, savage gardens, richard marx, JIMMY EAT WORLD! ac/dc,Zynk, all sorts of random shit

Movies:

I LOVE KILL BILL!!!! and cowboy bebop, spike speigel what an anime hottie! *creamin* lmao

Television:

i choose not to indulge in the idiot box

Books:

carrie, hearts in atlantis, talking in whispers, underground to canada, child of god, the cone gatherers. death of a salesman, fear and loathing in las vegas, to kill a mocking bird, catcher in the rye

Heroes:

i guess i need a hero.....

My Blog

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Posted by Elle Diablo on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:13:00 PST

Is it a dream?

Dream is a word used to describe the subconscious experience of a sequence of images, sounds, ideas, emotions, or other sensations usually during sleep, especially REM sleep.The events of dr...
Posted by Elle Diablo on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:59:00 PST

There is someone...

In regards to my last post, i DO have my eye on one person, i am hoping said person reads this blog and registers in their clearly intellectual mind that it is them xD As per usual i have been playin...
Posted by Elle Diablo on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:33:00 PST

What i need right now...

Ok, i have come to a crossroads in my life...no i haven't its just gonna make this more interesting lol I have been taking a look at my life and well...im personally not impressed, in the last few yea...
Posted by Elle Diablo on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:01:00 PST

Staring me in the face....

The tray didn't just hit the floor. It crashed and smashed his lunch to pieces. Serves you damn well right, I thought. You were staring again.      He stood stock-still and looked ...
Posted by Elle Diablo on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:12:00 PST

So there was a bishop and a spinster.......

This Goes To Show You DO have to watch the quiet ones......... Adelaide was considered a quiet, almost spinster type woman.  she was plain but nice looking . Yet when she put her other self on sh...
Posted by Elle Diablo on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST

Meaningful Relationships

It had been nearly three hours since my last stop, so my eyes cast about for an excuse to stretch my legs. The sign said "Antiques," the display said 'junk', and my mind said 'cheap'. So, whipping aro...
Posted by Elle Diablo on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST

hey check out my short stories! tryin to become a writer

It was a very hot night...not that i needed any excuse. But as soon as dinner was over, I mounted my stairway lift to the second floor and quickly stripped off all my braces. This brought memories of ...
Posted by Elle Diablo on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:22:00 PST

It Hurts Too Much.

It was after one and he still wasn't home. We discussed open relationships for so long that I should be used to it by now but I'm not. It didn't seem to matter whether I was out with someone else, tho...
Posted by Elle Diablo on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

pause for thoughts

This blog is relevant for anyone single or in a relationship, or married, happily or unhappily its for all the family lol. I suspect the pain of being alone is a universal human experience. And I...
Posted by Elle Diablo on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:49:00 PST