The Kraig - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi, I'm The Kraig. You may remember me from memorable beatings on Xbox Live and want to know more about the ayatollah of arse-whippings.
Lived in Lanarkshire my whole life. Half-Scottish, half-English.
I love sports, but rarely take part anymore. Played rugby and volleyball for school and threw discus at county games years ago. And I love football (that's soccer to retards) and used to play whenever.
Was at college for a while doing BSc Bioscience & Biotechnology, but it was a four-year course and I really wasn't enjoying it after a year and a half and left in December 2006.
I now work for City Link, the courier company, in a call centre in Cambuslang. It's not great, but the people are and the pay is good! Any problems getting your parcel and I'll sort it.
I'm quite a geek, but it's alright. Because there's loads of us!
I love cats.
I love Dr. Pepper.
I hardly ever drink alcohol, but when I do, it's spirits or liquers.
I never get drunk. Even when I want to.
I love my friends. I even love my friends' friends who I've never even met.
I sunburn easily and get burnt between April and September.
I love melons. And bananas. And I mean the fruits.
Most of my friends are girls (bow chika wow wow).
My full name is Kristofer Leon Craig.
KristÃ³fer is the Icelandic for Christopher.
I love sleeping.
If I'm on MSN and set to busy, I'm probably actually not.
I like to randomly sing to people on MSN as well. As most of you will already know.
I support Rangers FC, and Newcastle United. Yeah, it's a depressing life right now.
I'm not an albino. I just have very little pigmentation. Trust me! _

My Interests

Gaming, football, music, wrestling, TV and other stuff I never really list.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody. I'm sure I could squeeze at least something interesting out of you. Whether it be a conversation or a bodily fluid...

Music:

12 Stones, 30 Seconds To Mars, AC/DC, Adema, AFI, Agent Orange, Ash, Audioslave, Bad Religion, Black Sabbath, Blur, Breaking Benjamin, Chris Cornell, CKY, Cold, Course Of Nature, Craig's Brother, Dead Kennedys, Deep Purple, Disturbed, Dropkick Murphys, Drowning Pool, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Fozzy, Fuel, Gob, Godsmack, Gogol Bordello, Green Day, Guns 'n' Roses, Interpol, Iron Maiden, Korn, Less Than Jake, Limp Bizkit, Manic Street Preachers, Manmade God, Marilyn Manson, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Metallica, Millencolin, MotÃ¶rhead, Mudvayne, Muse, Mushroomhead, Negative, Nine Black Alps, Nirvana, NOFX, Noise Therapy, P.O.D., Pantera, Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Primus, Queens Of The Stoneage, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Rob Zombie, Rocket From The Crypt, Saliva, Semisonic, The Sex Pistols, Slayer, Staind, Stereomud, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, The Hives, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Offspring, The Ordinary Boys, The Strokes, The Union Underground, Thornley, Trapt, White Zombie, Zero Down and more.

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Shrek, Team America, Pirates Of The Carribbean, SFW?, Hostel, Sin City, Lethal Weapon, Waterboy, Spiderman, Jurassic Park, Pulp Fiction, Home Alone I & II, Twister, Ghostbusters, X-Men, Rush Hour, Ice Age, Armageddon, Elf, Click, Little Miss Sunshine, James Bond, A Bug's Life, Die Hard, Terminator, Airheads, Braveheart, Trainspotting, Collateral, The Punisher, Batman Begins, Life Of Brian, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, The Truman Show, Toy Story, iRobot, Bad Boys, The Last Samurai, Ace Ventura, Scream, Mary Poppins, Sleepy Hollow, Patch Adams, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Beavis & Butthead Do America, Lion King, Aladdin, Jumanji, Saving Private Ryan, Kill Bill, so many more, this will be updated regularly I bet.

Television:

Sports (anything but cricket or golf), Time Team, Mythbusters, Drawn Together, Animal Cops, David Attenborough, QI, Father Ted, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Little Britain, Question Of Sport, South Park, World Wrestling Entertainment, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, Pro Wrestling NOAH, Real Quality Wrestling, Samurai Jack, Megas XLR, Family Guy, Top Gear, They Think It's All Over, Red Dwarf, Eurotrash.

Books:

I'll use this space for game series, instead of books. lol, books.

Halo, Mass Effect, Bioshock, Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic, Gears Of War, Crackdown, Grand Theft Auto, WWE, Jade Empire, Star Wars Battlefront, Dead Rising, Civilization, Football Manager, Extreme Warfare Revenge/Total Extreme Wrestling, Mario, Sonic, Super Smash Brothers, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, PokÃ©mon, Fable, Manhunt, Worms, Half-Life, Doom, LEGO Star Wars, Resident Evil, Mario Kart, God Of War, Monkey Island and many more.

Heroes:

Nobody alive or dead. So yay, insert music stuff!