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I Am Jenn's White-Knuckled Despair

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Hey hey I'm Jenn! Bonjourno and what not. No one reads this so I'll condense it as mooch as poss capeesh!!
~†~ Random Info ~†~
I go to Paisley Uni. Doing Social Sciences. I like it.
I work in a pub called The Counting House. It's at George Square. I love it there
I'm small. I'm like 5ft4
I'm rarely seen without my eyeliner. I even wear it to work
I have 3 Peircings. My Tounge, my lip and my ear at the top.
I like people.
I'm easily amused. Simple things can make me cry with laughter for a good few hours.
~†~ Things I Love ~†~
♥ I love my friends so so much. They mean everything to me and they are awesome. ♥
I actually have a pretty bithchin boyfriend. He's pretty cool and I love him to death.
I love people. I think they are awesome. They are so different and keeewl! I love talking to people so talk to me whenever ^,^
Cuddles!!! I freaking love cuddles! I'm not too sure on my boundries with some people though so if I want to cuddle you I will probably ask first unless I think you'll be okay with it.
Music.. specifically Tool. See Music section.
Computer games that involve me being the violent bad guy. Or Final Fantasy. I love RPG's and GTA and Hitman games. I'm cool like that
Le drums. I love them. So much fun to play.
Singing like a tard. Though I'm awful
Dancing at the catty and occasionally the Garage. BUT NO ONE DANCES WITH ME! Please for the love of God if you see me at the Catty please Dance with me!
~†~ Things I Hate ~†~
People. Yeah it's a deffinate love hate thing. People can be pricks.
People who complain about things but dont put any effort into changing it.
Neds. And I don't mean trackies and burberry caps. Anyone whos a complete idiot, thinks they are "it", thinks they can put people down because it makes them look better and they have no grounds on which to stand when they hurl abuse or attack someone. That to me is a Ned. Wither you dress in trackies, baggies, mini skirts, drag, whatever. If you fall into that catagory your a ned to me and I won't like you.
Closed mindedness
Jealous people
I'm done now I think... thanks for reading if you did :p COOKIE FOR YOU!
~†~ xx Munky xx ~†~

My Interests

Well I kinda covered everything earlier on so not much to put here. I love talking to and meeting. Feel free to message me cause I'll message back if you don't seem like a creepy person.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Billy Connolly. He's amazing. Maynard James Keenan, Jonathan Davis, Edward Norton and Kevin Spacey.
Other than famous folk I'd love to meet everyone and anyone ^,^ I like people!

Music:

~ TOOL ~ A Perfect Circle ~ KoRn ~ Metallica ~ Nine Inch Nails ~ Papa Roach ~ AFI ~ Slayer ~ Slipknot ~ Rob Zombie ~ Chivelle ~ Rammstein ~ Static X ~ Machine Head ~ Breaking Benjamin ~System Of A Down ~ 12 Stones ~ Coal Chamber ~ Mudvayne ~ Greenday ~ Blink-182~ Marilyn Manson ~ Pantera († R.I.P Dimebag †) ~ Spineshank ~ Cradle Of Filth~ Stone Sour ~ Offspring ~ Our Lady Peace ~ Kittie ~ Orgy ~ Box Car Racer ~ Bowling for Soup ~ Goo Goo Dolls ~ Disturbed ~ Damning Well ~ CKY ~ Deftones ~ Powerman 5000 ~ Smile Empty Soul ~ My Ruin ~ Skinny Puppy ~ Heavy Mamma ~ ach I like lots of stuff

Movies:

I love Fight Club. It's my favourite film. Tis up there with The Crow (Typical!) and K-PAX.
My fav actors are Kevin Spacey and Edward Norton so generally anything with them in it I've loved.
Gotta love funny shit too XD

Television:

I really only watch cartoons on tv oddly enough (SAAADDDD!)
I like The Simpsons. Can't wait for the movie to come out
South Park is genius
Family Guy of course. I love Mayor West he's amazing
Drawn Together is amazing. It's horrible and takes the piss out of everything but I still like it
Frasier and music on Scuzz or Kerrang is the only other things I can think of that aren't cartoons... I'm a 19 year old girl XD I'm still allowed to watch cartoons!

Books:

I like Anne Rice novels and Stephen King too.
I've read alot of good books too that I cant remember the authors of but I enjoyed them all the same... the authors don't matter than much right? :p I kid I kid.

Heroes:

*hides yellow spandex underwear* Erm... heros? ^,^

My Blog

This little bar maids rant! Pay Attention...

(1)Order your Guinness first. It takes 119.5 seconds to pour it perfectly and if you have a big order and don't want to be hanging about like a fanny then order it first. (2) Don't call me Hen. I don'...
Posted by I Am Jenn's White-Knuckled Despair on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:19:00 PST

Rawwrr!!

How come when you reeeeally need to hear something from a specific person you'll never ever hear it. And things you just don't want to hear in general comes from the worst possible person. You know li...
Posted by I Am Jenn's White-Knuckled Despair on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST

Something to think about...

If you could be either Gods worst enemy or nothing, Which would you choose?We're the middle children of history.We have no special purpose or place,And unless we get Gods attention,We have no hop...
Posted by I Am Jenn's White-Knuckled Despair on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:36:00 PST

Just a little thing

~*The Basics*~Your full name: Jennifer .. I hate my second name so I'm not saying it What does it mean?: Umm, Jennifer means "Fair,White,Smooth, Yeilding"Your birthday: 22nd OctoberHeight: 5ft4... To...
Posted by I Am Jenn's White-Knuckled Despair on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:13:00 PST

Wee rant

Right well I'm not long up. I'm not lazy or anything, my sleeping patterns are just fucked up. As long as I get 6 hours sleep at least I'm peachy as peach pie the next morning.Went to bed at 5.30am la...
Posted by I Am Jenn's White-Knuckled Despair on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

Isnt life funny...

Yeah well I don't blog much but I might start cause I gave up on livejournal. Really not sure why. Yeah but anyway, its odd how one person can have a huuuuge effect on other people. Like one decision ...
Posted by I Am Jenn's White-Knuckled Despair on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:34:00 PST

SATURDAY!!! FUCKING CANT WAAAIT!!!!

TOOL ON SATURDAY!!!!!! Cannot waaaaaaaaaaaaait!!!! *orgasam* IM SO EXCIIIITED!!! Saw them at Download but I was sat down. UP YOU IF UR NOT GOING!! CAUSE I AM!!! Can't wait!!!! Miss Satan xx...
Posted by I Am Jenn's White-Knuckled Despair on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

*scrrrrrrrracth*

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!!!! so I'm writing this instead. I almost fell out a window in school today erm whoops... LEEEEEEAVING *walks out door and trips over rug* THAT FUCKING CARPET!...
Posted by I Am Jenn's White-Knuckled Despair on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST