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Mr. God

The Happiest Chap that isn't on prescription...

About Me

Mr. God. Bringer of pudding. Inventor of the combustion engine. Long believed to be but a myth (even longer believed to be Sonny Bono until people realised, he doesn’t like skiing or wrapping oneself around trees at high speeds…) Mr. God rises up from the deep like the mighty Trojan horse (including several of the highest ranking military officials residing inside my stomach… What can I say? That trip to the cannibal jungle was truly one to remember. Every evening, yet another Kodak moment. Why, I can remember to this day, the expression on the poor woman behind the desk at Kodak as she handed me back my film full of cannibalistic bliss… And how the FBI later stopped by for tea…), popping up behind you and neighing majestically beneath the moonlight just like grandma used to do when they unleashed her from the chains at night.
Yes, Mr God is here. Will he bring forth joy and happiness from beneath his undergarments? Will he gleefully skip thru your garden at night wearing your mother’s Sunday best? Will he spin cats above his head and throw them at your bedroom window. Probably. So we advise you hire some security to keep God out of your garden and in the church where he belongs.
DON’T LET CHRISTIANITY SPOIL YOUR SHRUBS!
KEEP IT SAFE! KEEP IT PROTECTED!
ERECT A SATANIC STATUE IN YOUR GARDEN TODAY!!!
…Or a giant phallus…
And while you are at it, add my favourite band - HEAVY MAMA - where I can be found, twanging my bass guitar along with the Fantabulous Robbie Hill & the Sensational Stephen Kirk .
& GOD BLESS RACHEL STAMP!

My Interests

1960s icons, a perfect circle, aerosmith, alex harvey band, american candy, anime, b.c. rich bass guitars, bass guitars, battle royale, bauhaus, bizarre horror films, bizarre japanese films, black sabbath, bootlegs, cake, cheap trick, cow and chicken, david bowie, debbie harry, dvds, eddie izzard, family guy, feather boas, final fantasty, frank black, free, garbage, gibson guitars, gigs, glam rock, gutter queens, h.g wells, h.r giger, him, iggy pop, jack daniels, jam, japan, japanese toys, jeff buckley, kate bush, kiss, kiss bootlegs, kiss merchandise, lasers, led zeppelin, leigh bowery, lou reed, make-up, manic street preachers, marc bolan & t.rex, marilyn manson, mothers ruin, mp3s, music, my ruin, natural born killers, new york dolls, nightmare before christmas, nine inch nails, patti smith, peanut butter, penguins, pj harvey, placebo, pop art, portishead, rachel stamp, retro, retro video games, rock & roll, rocket science, sack trick, salvidor dali, sleaze rock, sleeping, syd barrett, tairrie b, talking heads, tea, the cult, the cure, the darkness, the doom generation, the evil dead, the league of gentlemen, the pixies, the ramones, the rolling stones, the simpons, the sisters of mercy, the smashing pumpkins, the veils, the velvet underground, toilet boys, tool, tori amos, trees, weebl and bob, women, writing, writing lyrics, zeromancer, zip gun boogie, zodiac mindwarp, zombie movies, roxy music

I'd like to meet:


& Prince, to exchange recipies...

Music:

HEAVY MAMA, KISS, Parliament Funkadelic, Jellyfish, Rachel Stamp, Bobby Conn, Cheap Trick, The Tubes, Roxy Music, Frank Zappa, Alice Cooper, T. Rex, David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Free, Cream, Be Bop Deluxe, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Aerosmith, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Captain Beefheart, The Darkness, Wolfmother, The Mars Volta, Queen, Rush, Pink Floyd, The Who, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Blondie, Patti Smith, Tori Amos, The Wildhearts, Faith No More, Jeff Buckley, David Ryder-Prangley & The Witches, Catfish Scar, Prince, Outkast, No Doubt, Arcade Fire, Muse, B-52’s, The Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, The Cure, The Doors, Eagles of Death Metal, El Presidente, Fleetwood Mac, Iggy & the Stooges, Jane’s Addiction, Jimi Hendrix, Manic Street Preachers, Scissor Sisters, Motley Crue, Mott The Hoople, New York Dolls, Mr. Bungle, OK GO, Ozzy Osbourne, PJ Harvey, Portishead, Primus, Pulp, Suede, Queens of the Stone Age, Santana, Slade, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Stevie Wonder, The Supremes, Marvin Gaye, The Stranglers, Terrorvision, Thunder, Whitesnake, Thin Lizzy, Tool, Velvet Revolver,

Movies:

pulp fiction, battle royale, polyester, natural born killers, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, land of the dead, the rocky horror picture show, kiss meets the phantom of the park, hedwig and the angry inch, priscilla queen of the desert, donnie darko, zombie flesh eaters, team america, house of 1000 corpses, sin city, serial mom, zatoichi

Television:

Rock Profiles, family guy, the simpsons, futurama, south park, cow and chicken, the venture brothers, robot chicken, monty python, heroes, the riches, 24,

Books:

Kiss: Behind The Make Up, Kiss: Alive Forever - The Complete Touring History, Motley Crue: The Dirt, Marc Bolan: 20th Century Superstar, Last Exit To Brooklyn, Salem's Lot, The Shining, Geek Love, It, SAHB Stories,

Heroes:

David Ryder-Prangley (Rachel Stamp), Gene Simmons (KISS), Paul Stanley (KISS), Will Crewdson (Rachel Stamp), George Clinton, Bootsy Collins, Marc Bolan, Bobby Conn, Tom Petersson (Cheap Trick), Frank Zappa, Alice Cooper, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band and to a lesser extent, Prince for his amazing contribution to the world of frilly shirts and ridiculous name changes. God knows they need the support.

My Blog

Check out this video: HEAVY MAMA - All Along The Watchtower live

Check out this video: HEAVY MAMA - All Along The Watchtower live Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Mr. God on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:41:00 PST

HEAVY MAMA - IMPERIAL BAR THIS SATURDAY!

Hosted By: Heavy Mama When: Saturday Sep 29, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Imperial Bar9 Catherine StreetCupar, Fife, SL KY154LSUnited KingdomDescription:Heavy Mama Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Mr. God on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:16:00 PST

PLANET MR. GOD

I'm starting a new course at North Glasgow College on Tuesday entitled Music Business. Hopefully, it will help out the ol' Mothership - HEAVY MAMA - in the long run as Steesh is our manager in chief a...
Posted by Mr. God on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:00:00 PST

THE SMELLS LIKE HEAVY MAMA TOUR

HEAVY MAMA is coming to a live venue near you soon (if you live in Perth that is)! Catch HEAVY MAMA and a bad case of crabs LIVE at the following venues: 28th May - The Silver Tassie, Leven, Fyfe (fre...
Posted by Mr. God on Sat, 27 May 2006 05:26:00 PST

HEAVY MAMA - Rock The Nation! Well... Perth...

Oh yes, the mysterious entity known as Heavy Mama (featuring the fine collective talents of the Intergalactic Space Lord, Robbie Hill on lead guitar and vocal madness... The Sensational Stephen Kirk o...
Posted by Mr. God on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:18:00 PST

Today, Mr. God slaps on a frock and peers into his crystal balls!

For one day only, I have decided to go all Mystic Meg on you and do some Horrorscopes (see what I did there?) as the ones in the Metro where just awful. May they enlighten your otherwise dull day... ...
Posted by Mr. God on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 07:41:00 PST

Tubmanian Press

Being a writer, I often find myself scribbling over the faces of loved ones and so, to prevent further Crayola enduced injuries, I have sold my soul to the fine people of The Tubmanian Press. Featurin...
Posted by Mr. God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"I Died For Your Paper" - Treesus, the saviour of the Trees that died for their leaves...

'Ello Kiddies... For the first time in MySpace.com's history, Mr. God lovingly unveils his debut story: The Crucifixtion Of Christ - The Alternative Version (as described by God)... In ...
Posted by Mr. God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST