Miss Axemaker profile picture

Miss Axemaker

Un petit animal.

About Me


I am teeny tiny, tattooed, pierced, platinum blonde, pink + purple.

I fantasize about making a name for myself in the world of horror pinup modeling.

I love zombies, horror movies, macaroni & cheese, pinball, cupcakes, Halloween, my kitten Hellcat and my boyfriend Paco more than pretty much anything else in the world.

That might be all you need to know...

XO!

---

---

---

** I am proud to be an official Sweetz Girl for Sweetz Clothing Company
( www.sweetzclothingco.com ) **

---

You can find me at...

Model Mayhem | Flickr | Facebook | Uber

My Interests

Things I love in no particular order: Paco, Hellcat, My Family, My Friends, Love, Sex, Tattoos, Pinball, Zombies, Horror Movies, Anything Spooky, Bats, Skeletons, Hearses, Vampires, Ghosts, Blood & Guts, Halloween, Modeling, Pinups, Cupcakes, Makeup, Beer, Whiskey, Persians, Our Adorable and Sometimes Very Messy Apartment, Portland, Downtown, Alaska, Stockings, Bows, Pretty Underthings, Dancing Around My Apartment in Said Underthings... and Paco.

I'd like to meet:



A beautiful persian kitty to call our own , a beautiful shiny black hearse to call our own, Tales From The Crypt pinball, myself as a zombie, and Grandpa & Grandma Axemaker.

My favorite zombie movie EVER...

Music:

Under construction...

Movies:

Zombie Flicks (Return of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead 2, Night of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Dead Alive, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Fido, I Was A Teenage Zombie, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies, Planet Terror, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, City of the Living Dead, DEAD and Breakfast, Severed, Vampires vs. Zombies, Zombie, Weekend At Bernie's...), The Big Lebowski, Black Sheep, Creepshow, Serenity, 30 Days of Night, Grindhouse, Fight Club, The 'Burbs, Purple Rain, The Last Unicorn, 80's flicks (The Goonies, Valley Girl, Pretty In Pink, Wierd Science, License to Drive, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Say Anything, REAL GENIUS, etc.) + others

Television:

Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Home Movies, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Family Guy, Futurama, Ghost Hunters, Firefly, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Classic Twilight Zone, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hogan Knows Best, Reno 911, Conan, Hockey Games...

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide.

Heroes:


..
He eats toast.

My Blog

Hellcat!

For months+ I have wanted a beautiful Persian cat. I knew that when it was time the perfect cat would come into our lives as if by fate. ---Behold...HELLCAT! We spotted him Tuesd...
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:45:00 PST

Hot Dog on a Stick

Last night I experienced Hot Dog on a Stick for the very first time.In case you didn't know... I had my very first corndog EVER only a few short weeks ago.Last night I took my new found obsession to t...
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:35:00 PST

Cupcakes wishes!

(I've decided to start blogging about pointless shit more often. Enjoy!)---So I just stumbled onto this website.Tilly'sLooks like it's based in California and Arizona. For the most part... it's lame...
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:55:00 PST

The Week of Lacey.

I am taking next week off (time off that is desperately needed) to enjoy a visit from my brother, sister-in-law and my brand new niece. It's me time! I'm clearing my head of work stresses, doing thi...
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST

Typical Sunday afternoon.

Since I graduated high school (something like 5 years ago) I've had a piercing on my mind. One piercing in particular. I've thought about it a lot, but it was never the right time.Today was the righ...
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST

A letter to you.

I don't like you* very much. I don't know you well. Just well enough to know you're an ass. Good for me (seriously).You're not going to read this either. And if you did you wouldn't think I was ta...
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:26:00 PST

Monday (for lack of a better subject).

I felt productive today. Like I was actually getting shit done and eating free sandwiches.Free fucking sandwiches.
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

Damn.

It's 1AM on Saturday night.How sad is it that this is the earliest I have gone to bed all week?Ugh.
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

Portland.

I fucking love this town.
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:08:00 PST

Conversations at work...

Person 1: His parents were clowns.Person 2: Whoa...Person 1: They were clowns for Jesus.Me: Jesus has clowns?Two blog posts in one day... this is getting CRAZY....
Posted by Miss Axemaker on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:38:00 PST