I've been a Zombie for about six years now. It's taken some getting used to but being "Undead" has its advantages. Some of you might wonder exactly what classifies something as a zombie. Well, people's opinions vary, but the most common concensus is that a zombie is any re-animated corpse. You can take this a bit further and say that any re-animated once-dead body part is considered (a) zombie. Given this, there are conceivably many different types of zombies. I'm a "Toxic Zombie". A "Toxic Zombie" is typically brought back by radiation or chemicals; usually flesh-eating this is by far the most common type of zombie portrayed in films. Quite often the government has something to do with the 'birth' of these. Watch out for Army trucks with barrels on the back going through your town!
