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The Pirate Lord The Stodd of Stoddelson

It's a subtle blend of lateral thinking and extreme violence.

About Me


ONE HALF OF STODDELSON MANAGEMENT (WHERE GOOD DREAMS GO BAD) - CHECK OUT FRANKIE EISENHOWER IN MY FRIENDS!
Park that car, Drop that phone, Sleep on the floor, Dream about me.
WE LIVE IN URBAN HELL, WE DESTROY ROCK AND ROLL!!!
I did a Pirate Personality test and got the following result:
You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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My Interests

Me, you, and everything and anything.

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I'd like to meet:

Naboo the Enigma, Frankie Eisenhower - Who IS he?, Bass Players - particularly female ones who can sing and want to be in an indie supergroup!
AND PIRATES! I LIKE PIRATES! THEY ARE ACE!

A PIRATE JOKE: Why are PIRATES called PIRATES?
Cos' they ARRRGGGHHHH!

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Music:

MANIC STREET PREACHERS, Patrick Wolf, Bright Eyes, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Smiths, New Order, Dashboard Confessional, Alison Krauss and Union Station, Rilo Kiley, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Frankie Eisenhower (who IS he?), Jeff Buckley, William Shatner, Canadian Indie Supergroups!
Current faves: Broken Social Scene, New Pornographers, Frog Eyes, Arcade Fire. - Should I stop now? I can keep going for quite a long time...

Movies:

The Original Trilogy, The Prequel Trilogy (III made it almost right...) - you know what I mean. Fight Club, Tombstone, L.A. Confidential, Tim Burton (I even liked Planet of the Apes!), Any Jeunet (even Alien Ressurection! - ok, maybe not),Brotherhood of the Wolf, Harold and Maude, Good Kevin Smith and Coen Bro's (i.e. nothing in the last 5 years - what went wrong??? Clerks 2 - Return to form!!!),

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Third Man, Brighton Rock, Cagney (but not Lacey) et al. Asia extreme stuff, a pretty mixed bag really.

Television:

Boosh, Spaced, Heroes, League, Jerry, Dr. Crane, Malcolm, The New Battlestar Galactica, Peep Show, Family Guy, Futurama, Morecombe and Wise, Scrubs, Q.I., 'Allo 'Allo, LOTS OF COMEDY!

Books:

Anything from classics to pulp sci-fi. Oscar Wilde, R.A.Salvatore, Terry Pratchett, Chuck Palahniuk, Clive Barker, Umberto Eco, Martin Amis, William Gibson, James Ellroy, Paulo Coelho, Carlos Ruiz Zafon, Garth Ennis, Neil Gaiman, Frank Miller, J.K.Rowling...! (She BETTER Kill off Potter in the last one - the whinging little c-unit - and I reckon Dumbledore ain't really dead, like I care...). THE DARK TOWER - Current Fave and the first Stephen King I've read!

Heroes:

Of a guitar nature: Bernard Butler, Johnny Marr, James Dean Bradfield.
Doctor Perry Cox - I wanna be just like him!