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The Jeni Warrior

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About Me

I have secrets. Desires that my nearest and dearest couldn't even imagine. I don't know who I am. I am someone else.@I take loyalty very seriously.I love sitting down for a whole day with Vogue magazine and wishing...@People think I'm too blunt but I don't like being false. I don't mean everyone should be rude and aggressive, just keep it real. (Without sounding like some twat...)@I hate that I'll never be naturally, easily stick thin.@I love Giraffes.
http://www.myheritage.comI hate racist people. I don't like the packs of Asian boys that sit in blacked out cars, or even the black kids in Chapeltown who throw rocks at my car when I drive down Cowper street... But I'm fully aware that that has nothing to do with their colour. Don't forget the pack of twat-head white boys in their spoilered up cars dropping pills in car parks, setting trolleys alight. These people are cunts. Forget race.@I love egg custards when I'm hungover. They never taste great when I'm feeling rough. They kinda remind me of encrusted vomit, but I ALWAYS want one... or 8...@I truly believe that music could save the world.@I hate drugs. Did 'em, enjoyed 'em, and now am too scared to continue.@I use jewellery as my armour.@Everything I fear generally is ultimately linked to death, and I want to change that.@I love looking at photographs.@I want to find my soulmate. No bullshitting around, I do. At some point. I'm in no rush.@I often take things for granted. I hate that.@I hate people that talk like they're right all the time. I don't mind being proved wrong. As long as I'm learning. I know plenty of these people. Some of these people are my friends. They are gradually being faded out of my life. All fucking talk and no action.@I could live off Salad, Tuaca and cigarettes.@Oh, and sex obviously.@Oh, and music... shit. Didn't think that comment through...
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My Interests

Music, Drama, Art, Sex, World Peace, Awesome skies... and everlasting kisses...
You are Catwoman Catwoman 70% Spider-Man 65% Hulk 60% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 60% Iron Man 50% Batman 45% Supergirl 45% Robin 40% Wonder Woman 30% Superman 25% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
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I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people who can open my eyes. I want to meet people who will support me and who I can support right back, 100%Otherwise,I wanna meet Michael Bolton, Mel Gibson, Gina Yashere, Meryl Streep, Alanis Morisette...
You Are Ernie
Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times.

You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained

You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.

How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you! The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
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Name: Jennie
Birthday: 5th of Jan
Birthplace: London
Current Location: Bed
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft 6+ a half
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Of Danish descent
The Shoes You Wore Today: My "irregular choice" blue and white flats
Your Weakness: That man o'mine
Your Fears: AIDS, CJD
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed Crust margherita. (Pepperoni)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose 2 stone for now
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Love you
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ciggy time
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes I guess
Your Bedtime: Whenever I finish drinking/shagging/watching sky
Your Most Missed Memory: Ooooooooooh... No idea actually
Pepsi or Coke: DIET coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither... eurrrrgh
Single or Group Dates: Group dates? Um... no.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea Peche!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Ya
Do you Swear: Ya
Do you Sing: Ya
Do you Shower Daily: Ya
Have you Been in Love: Oh yes
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Hmmmmmmm... I guess my hesitance means no?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I read. (What's that about??)
Do you think you are Attractive: Not aesthetically
Are you a Health Freak: Um... no
Do you get along with your Parents: Could get on better, could get on worse
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, numerous
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hmmm.... yes
In the past month have you Smoked: (I JUST SAID I SMOKE ABOVE)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Well yeah, but not a new one
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Skelmersdale shopping centre, yeah. That was a joy
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. Adore adore adore
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. (Oh- I was the recipient of a stolen item though)
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: At peak of the best Orgasm of my life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Between 5ft 9 and 6ft 2
Weight: Not over or underweight. I like a good Rugby player
Best Clothing Style: However he's comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None

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Your Birthdate: January 5
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.

Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower

Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom

Your power color: Tangerine

Your power symbol: Ace

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Music:

I love anything that's good- Metal, soul, pop, Jazz, ska, rock, dance, punk, etc etc Favourite artists include; SKUNK ANANSIE, The Indigo girls, Marvin Gaye, Pink, Dixie Chicks, DAFT PUNK, JEFF BECK, The Pretenders, MASSIVE ATTACK, THE FRATELLIS, Hayley Gaftarnick, Tammi Terrell, Ocean Colour Scene, BLACK SABBATH, Sam Cooke, DUSTY SPRINGFIELD, Alisha's Attic, BETTE MIDLER, Blink 182, Michael Bolton, No doubt, ARETHA FRANKLIN, Frankie Eisenhower, PILLA, Al Green, 10,000 THINGS, JONI MITCHELL, Kings of Leon, ALANIS MORISETTE, The Beatles, BLUR, Tracy Chapman, Fred Astaire, Cranberries, RHCPs (OLD- NOT CURRENT), BASEMENT JAXX, Etta James, REGINA SPEKTOR... I could go on

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Secrets + Lies, Fried green tomatoes at the whistle stop cafe, The Virgin Suicides, Clueless, The princess Bride, Housesitter, Studio 54, West Side Story, Heathers, Rita Sue and Bob too, Shine, Almost Famous, Ghost world, 200 cigarettes, Some like it hot, Follow the fleet, The Nightmare before christmas, Overboard, Devil's Advocate, Calamity Jane, Monster, Educating Rita, Clue, Down Time, Jackie Brown, True Romance, Death becomes her, Nuns on the Run, Shirley Valentine, Zoolander, High Fidelity, Wayne's World, Control, Wedding Singer, 10 things I hate about you, The Dark Crystal, Things to do in Denver when you're dead, Howard the Duck, Strictly Ballroom, Anything with Mel Gibson... cream-tastic!!!
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Television:

Nighty Night, Nip Tuck, Family Guy, South Park, Black Books, America's Next Top Model, The Apprentice, Kath and Kim, Friends, Man stroke Woman, What not to wear, Neighbours, Dragon's Den, Ladette to Lady, Peep Show, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Two Pints, Sopranos, Deal or No Deal, Curb your enthusiasm, Cheaters (Thank God for Reality TV!)
You Are A Fir Tree
You love anything beautiful, and you have extraordinary taste.
And while it's hard for you to trust, you care deeply for those close to you.
You are a social butterfly, and you have many friends.
You handle stress well - and you are a master at relaxing after a hard day.
Overall, you are modest, talented, unselfish, and very reliable. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Books:

Memoirs of a geisha,Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya sisterhood,A million little pieces,

Heroes:

Mel Gibson... not really a hero- just wanna shag him.Aretha Franklin, Al Green, Dusty Springfield, Bill Hicks, Jed Leiber, Iommi, The Riley's, and my dad...
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Do your thing- Basement Jaxx
Waking up: Take 5- John Coltrane
Average day: Oh oh it's magic- Pilot
First date: First date- Blink 182
Falling in love: Baby I love your way- UB40
Love scene: Sway- Bic Runga
Fight scene: Crushed- Limp Bizkit
Breaking up: Anyone who had a heart- Dusty Springfield
Getting back together: Do I have to say the words- Bryan Adams
Secret love: Secretly- Skunk Anansie
Life's okay: Raindrops- Regina Spektor
Mental breakdown: Spin spin sugar- Sneaker Pimps
Driving: Pour some sugar on me- Def Leppard
Learning a lesson: Take what you take- Lily Allen
Deep thought: Unsent- Alanis Morissette
Flashback: This used to be my playground- Madonna
Partying: Never give up on the good times- Spice Girls
Happy dance: She's a maniac- Hall and Oates
Regreting: That's just the way it is- Bruce Hornsby
Long night alone: How soon is now- The Smiths
Death scene: Hallelujah- Jeff Buckley
Closing credits: Only for a while- Toploader
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My Blog

HEADFUCKPICKLEPEAS

Why can't you write a blog now without it being announced to all of your friends?! FUCK YOU MYSPACE  
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:17:00 PST

Pilla for sale!

Tomorrow, the 26th of May, you lucky fucks can finally buy Pilla music on Itunes! Oh hell yes! So get on it and support the Pilla revolution! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx...
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Sun, 25 May 2008 10:09:00 PST

Accepting the important and the not so...

In a weeks’ time I will be in Holland with a man so wonderful it is unimaginable. I can’t help but question where it came from, or how the hell it came on at the pace it did. How can someb...
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:04:00 PST

Bare pleasure...

This is far too good.How can this be happening?Everything I always believed, my entire outlook, my dreams, my goals...Everything is changing.My only true hope in life was to find happiness.For the fir...
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:08:00 PST

Sim simma- who am i?

Generally my blogs are made up of unanswered fucking questions. About life and death and generally- why? Like, why is everything so fucking complicated? Why, when I have so much, am I so dissatisfied...
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:35:00 PST

Late night spanish calls

Mike/ Mick called from Barcelona. Refreshing. It's been a while. One of my oldest friends and hopefully a friend for life. Apparently almost 3000 people have read my blogs. Who?!?! Who is reading them...
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:36:00 PST

Birthday bliss

What an amazing birthday. Something always goes wrong or upsets me, and I always cry. And I didn't. And I know why. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUGAR! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx...
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:32:00 PST

Might I just add

I am not completely stupid and am aware of how bloody lucky I am And that's luckier than most That is just not my main feeling right now. But I am always thinking of my blessings.  ...
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:05:00 PST

That’ll do pig, that’ll do

This time of year is so hard It's harder to purge, but fucking easier to binge. No, not easier- compulsary I hate it. I hate it all. I just can't stop eating. And purging. And it's non stop. And the ...
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:03:00 PST

Ho ho fucking ho

Merry christmas. Boxing day. Whatever it is I'm blue. I'm glad it's over. Nobody in my house needs an excuse to drink even more, all day long. I miss the boy, who's not home til friday. He keeps me r...
Posted by The Jeni Warrior on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:44:00 PST