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About Me

I twitch the threads of fate that they might invariably lead me to this situation at some point not too far off:"Anders is the German word for different. ... In Denmark (but not in Norway or Sweden), Donald Duck's name is Anders And." - Wikipedia

My Interests

The other 93% of the countries.

I'd like to meet:

harry belafonte, seal, and pat boone, swamp thing, art garfunkle, gary paulson, stewart little, uncle fester, nelson and nelson, slobadon milosavich, charlie parker, tiny tim, craing (pretty much anyone whos..s kicked it in the technodrome), hotrod, starscream, galvatron, optimus prime, the drummer from the buena vista social club, jeff mitchell, the mad hatter, santa claus, mark arm, stone gossard, the guy who let the dogs out, anyone from toledo, sartre, that goat from adam sandler..s cd, weird al, dino, smokey the bear, arnold palmer, CC devil, charlton heston, sammie davis jr, edward cavendish, tipper gore, fistacuffs, Mick Griffin, lou reed, dustin diamond, jeff goldblum, malcolm x, buckminster fuller, jackson pollack, ron howard..s brother, billy baldwin, the first person to say "sucks to be you", destro, Glorfindel, lazer (the gladiator), carl winslow, the guy from the american ninja movies, orson scott card, guy clark, freddie mercury, betty page, gambit, chase teats, Magnus Hammarström, hamburgler, grimmace, alf, servo, aslon, danny devito, the guy who wrote "twins", denver the last dinosaur, tito puentes, michael corleone, dostoyevsky, paul bunion, lily tomlin, madaline albright, john denver, maya angelou, calaban, Chester Copperpot, Roy Lichtenstein (I..d like to punch him), Donnie Darko, Arnaldo Baptista, Great Jahosaphat, Skeelo, the Sweedish Chef, Dick Cheeny, Marty McFly

Music:


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Movies:

Heavyweights, The Black Samurai, Drop Zone, Milo and Otis, the Bear, Faraway So Close!.

Television:

Star Trek: the Next Generation

Books:

The Prince, Brave New World, Mists of Avalon, Rise and Fall of the Third Riech, Blackwood Farm, Narcissus and Goldman, The Pleasure of Finding Things Out, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Great Game, The Great Gatsby, Dharma Bums, The God Particle, The Outsiders, Why God Wont go Away, the Bible, Slaughterhouse 5, Cat's Cradle, Breakfast of Champions, The Giver, The Yearling, Just So Sotries, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Shadow of the Hegemon, Xenocide, Children of the Mind, Dune, The Foundation Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, E=MC2, a biography of the world's most famous equation, Junky, On the Road, Letters to a Young Poet, Romeo and Juliet, The name of the rose, The club Dumas, The fencing master, The Seville communtion, The Art of War, The Flanders Panel, The Blind Owl, Ask the Dust, Harpo Speaks, It Must be Beautiful, A Wrinkle in Time, Goedel Escer Bach...

My Blog

I pulled my left hamstring.

and the partys fuckin done.
Posted by . on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST

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When fat women wear dress slacks, they are like monsters. I believe the world over has tales of two headed beasts, but being confronted by something entirely human aside from the plain fact that it ha...
Posted by . on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:11:00 PST

life is hard, suck its weener.

I cant sleep.  I want to buy a time macheine.  I'd never fuckin sleep.  I'd go forward a week.  I'd be everywhere always twice, one sleeping, one waking. I like belonging in societ...
Posted by . on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

Pfizer, the rabbit, and the damage done.

According to the accompanying direction and warning paper in my last box of Celebra (an antibiotic, I believe), shit goes down when these pills get into the wrong hands.  Shit goes down for cute ...
Posted by . on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:12:00 PST

The Physics of Nutball

Bone powered dog catapultI wonder if they even bleedI am Jabba`s tail,Two cock hungry midgets in a bagThere were tiny elephants there, I`d like to think they rode them.Awesome! AWESOME!!! Check the ox...
Posted by . on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:25:00 PST