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SLY thing

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am the monster you were always afraid was lurking under your bed. Well I am. And I bite. beware.

My Interests

the 06.24thers tri.birthday tri.be

I'd like to meet:

the smurfs. itty bitty blue buggers with spunk.

Music:

JAMBALAYA

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Napoleon Dynamite (it's dyno-see it). American Beauty. The Lost Boys. Young Guns. The Graduate, Wet Hot American Summer. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!) The Deer Hunter. The Wizard. Anything with Dean/Brando/Audrey...many more...can't think while I clack...

Television:

Kids in the Hall. Chapelle Show. CSI. The Adventures of David the Gnome [swift, baby] Unsolved Mysteries. Cold Case. Cold Case Files. Golden Girls. the network of Law & Order.

Books:

"When I stepped out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman, and a ride home."SE Hinton [That was then this is now, Rumblefish, Taming the Star Runner, The Outsiders, Tex]. All and anything by JD Salinger [particular to Franny and Zooey this week]. Invisible Man. O'Henry stories. Where the Red Fern Grows. **And who couldn't forget the Goosebumps series...RL Stine, baby. St. Patrick's Baby boots

Heroes:

Hogan is my hero. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

from rags to witches

"You've got a mastery," he said...through studious spectacles and tickled brow.  I thought I could see a smile stealing its way across his insides, but maybe I was wrong. "I mean, you know w...
Posted by SLY thing on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:08:00 PST

wrapped.

Fall looks good on Fifth Avenue.Dress originates to/from the knees, keeping close and cozy those which we hold most valuable. I look forward to this season all year 'round; the season of crisp, brisk ...
Posted by SLY thing on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:33:00 PST

more than we admit to our mothers

Fireworks dissipate like puffs of powder disbanded before the ignition...oh, right, ignition... I'm guessing it was soggy to begin with..  .  .  .  .  .  .  .&n...
Posted by SLY thing on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:45:00 PST

not too crowded and perfectly lit

As a girl I married DB Sweeney.A few years shy of being called a Belle and with no idea where Memphis landed on a map, I still made my father take me ice skating; where I clung to an under-calculated ...
Posted by SLY thing on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:30:00 PST

stripes and dreamsicles

Last night I woke up where London was full of tigersharksand reachable by night train.And when I rowed my boat down one river-alley, was never to be heard from again...Last night I swam in a moat of c...
Posted by SLY thing on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:47:00 PST

::kisses like peaches & dynamite::

PharmacyI stumbled upon your chapstick today.Walked right in, there it was. So I picked up two:   one for me and [I think] one for you.BookstoreLast week I ran across that notebook you had l...
Posted by SLY thing on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST

((sneeze))

Worn like a hand-me-down hobbyhorse, and frayed a little along the edges.I'm sucking hard on a strawberry/banana/apple smoothie, and crossing my fingers the fruit concoction will prove magic elixir of...
Posted by SLY thing on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST

shell.mugs.

You look like a sea otter up there with my dishes.Shoulders curved forward and head bent over the water, cupping not a shell but an overused coffee mug that has tasted more than its share today of cap...
Posted by SLY thing on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:45:00 PST

she's not for the faint of ((breath))

Right now, if you handed me your heart in a cloth kerchief, I might only see the stitching.--pale red fabric with a few broken threads.Right now, if I asked you to dance, it might not be because I lik...
Posted by SLY thing on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:43:00 PST

A Perfect Day for Bananafish; twitterpated and tongue-tied.

...or just banana, beside a sweetened cup of English Breakfast. Last night Matty roi Berger and I played the Sidewalk Cafe, giving rise to all kinds of glittery good-feelings of new shows/materia...
Posted by SLY thing on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:02:00 PST