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abby noyes

About Me

i've tried out ophelia, midieval suitor, french cross dresser, vampire, danny zuko, indian princess, annie hall, rizzo, a young professional, huck fin, messy punk kid, english royalty, teenie-bopper, dick-around raver, prairie girl, american terrorist, peasant, the moon (lame), cowboy, gaucho, river hippie, and trashy hick chick.

My Interests

SFC music real dancing don quixote paper cut-outs sewing time tool time weaves and fabrics dirt good wood skeletons leather and meat

I'd like to meet:

a man who plays a bicycle operated music machine in dirty clothes(followed by a chaotic parade of everyone listed above)

Books:

grims fairy tales, jitterbug perfume, don quixote, canterbury tales, portrait of the artist as a young man, slaughterhouse five

Heroes:

ale.

My Blog

shitsgrapes mardi gras

i have been in marthas vineyard living in the ex-goat shack on a sheep farm. there are six big black beautiful cows that i call the black betties. there are chickens, and i stole 16 eggs to illegally...
Posted by abby noyes on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:20:00 PST

the day myspace got boring

now my top 8 are most absurd pictures!!!!!!!! i wish there were better ones. this sucks.  
Posted by abby noyes on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

ugly pedestrian

oncology?! onkonk thats HilAARRious. im sad.
Posted by abby noyes on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:03:00 PST

fuck a rave fest

goodbye my beloved friends. i partied too hard and now i lay my head in a pile of smushed sausages, flakey face skin off a woman named rebecca, cake makeup, cigarette butts and wheezey lungs, 4 empty ...
Posted by abby noyes on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:29:00 PST

the green wothe botheth

i've begun dressing like a young professional. life is costly. im gonna go smoke some weed.
Posted by abby noyes on Thu, 11 May 2006 05:02:00 PST

thrice the throtel?

OK. i got some clean ass clothes that a meanfaced blonde woman folded for me. back to the states tomorrrroowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mouth tastes like stogies and gross cheese. jakes either f...
Posted by abby noyes on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:50:00 PST

100 dollars

Yesterday i went to visit my good friend Sam staar at his studio. i brought a bottle of wine, and found some slippers there to put on so that my boots wouldnt get all painty as i flung brushes and swi...
Posted by abby noyes on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:32:00 PST

sensual socialites

i have been speaking to myself for a day or two, while on a shuffling track from the sack to the fridge and back again. my body finds me fit for complete restorative action. her focus has gone from lo...
Posted by abby noyes on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:24:00 PST

gib

new bicycle named Ginny (pronounced Gin-Knee) . she has the nickname Gibby when she gets shy and puts her little chin into her shoulder and squinches her little smile up. she is soobeautiful and hurts...
Posted by abby noyes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SHITFACE

HEY. TOBY GOT STOLEN. IF I SEE THE GUY WHO TUKKIM, I'M GONNA SMASH HIS KNEES IN WITH MY CRANIUM.
Posted by abby noyes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST