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Spaceman Spiff

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About Me

Another planet, another sweeping panorama of indescribable grandeur!

My Interests

Saving the Galaxy one planet at a time.

I'd like to meet:

Santa. Future Earth representative and SUPER genius, Calvin.
ALL ABOUT ME
Name Spiff
Nickname Spiffy?
Location Far and wide
Sex Huh?!
Birthplace Wouldn't you like to know.
Birthday I change solar system's so much it's hard to say.
Sign Peace!
Single or Taken Single! girls are grody!
Righty or Lefty? righty
Screenname No thanks.
Height Short
Shoe size Large for my height
Hair Color Yellow
Eye Color White
Braces? no...
Piercings? I wish!
Where do you shop? My parents do the shopping for me.
What do you usually wear? blue and yellow spandex
What kind of shows do you wear? A neatp yellow pair!
Do your wear make-up everyday? I wear a different kind of mask.
How many pairs of shoes do u own? just one?
Favorite kind of music? Something with an upbeat tempo...
Least favorite? the 80's
Last CD you bought? I'm to advanced for CDs!
Whats in your CD player right now? Boogers
Where is you favorite place to be? my space ship!
Whats your favorite animal? TIGERS!!
Favorite food? Chocolate Coated Sugar Bombs
Favorite day of the year? Christmas!!
Favorite candy?
Are you a virgin? No, I'm human
What time do you go to sleep? 8, but not without a fight!
Do you have any pets? So to speak...
Do you have any bad habits? Chewing gum?
Can you sing? Like an angel!
Is there anything you regret? Girls
Do you think life has been good so far? As long as there are things to explore.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? One in particular
Are you/Have you been in love? EEeeeEeeeeeeW!
Have you ever talked on the phone all night? I have better things to do.
Did you ever have a dream come true? Yes!
Do you believe in Santa/Easter bunny? What kind of question is that?! Why do you think I've been GOOD all year long?!
Do you believe in Love at first sight? Love is crud!
Who knows the most about you? Hobbes! I mean... I'm a lone hero, noone!
Are you loud? Some could say so...
Do you often embarass yourself? Of course not!
Do you have out with ppl who embarass themselves or you? Not nessesarily
Have you ever said 'I Love You' and meant it? To my best friend
Future Daughters name? Mistake
Future Sons name? Melvin
Do you have siblings? No, thankfully
OPPOSITE SEX
Do you consider love a mistake? Duh
What do you find to be romantic? Who has time for romance?!
What do you look for in a girl/guy? Blind obedience!
Best physical feature? gross
Best hair color? who cares!
Best eye color? ?
Best height? ...
Best personality feature? quietness
Do you get jealous easily? Pssh, me?! Never...
Whats a turn-on? me!
Whats a turn-off? girls... school... home/housework
What is the worst thing about the opp. sex? Everything
Are you shallow? Yes, it comes with being short!
*FOR GIRLS* Does the size "below" matter? Size? size for what?!
Would u ever commit yourself 100% to some1? umm, no.
Would you ever use someone? Sure, why not?
Have you ever got cheated on Yes, In Calvin-ball once.

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I found God

It seems that near every insignificant mite within the universal matter is enveloped in the concept of a god. They seek to find purification, a unity with the almighty. Well, I found God ju...
Posted by Spaceman Spiff on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:14:00 PST

Canter's Dust

Here we see a plane and simple image of Cantor's Dust: As you can see, it all began with one large line that split in two beneath it. Then it split in two again beneath that and so on and so on. ...
Posted by Spaceman Spiff on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:56:00 PST

Bug Project :(

Spiff has been sent on a mission to imprison the twenty six sinister slimey bugs that are plaguing the galaxy far and wide! The Evil Empress Wormwood demands they all be brought before her or the fate...
Posted by Spaceman Spiff on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:53:00 PST

SnorfBlac!

Our Hero, Space Man Spiff, finds himself stranded in the mist of an alien planet. Here, all lifeforms new to planet are held captive and later forced into a thorough brainwashing. A large yellow ...
Posted by Spaceman Spiff on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:17:00 PST