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My Interests

Green card, amnesty, free health insurance, open borders, reconquista!

I'd like to meet:

The migra agent Tom sent to nab me.

Music:

Anything with an accordion, a tuba and a Stetson

Movies:

sexy ones

Television:

sexy ones

Books:

Rumores magazine

Heroes:

El Ojo de Vidrio

My Blog

Is Spanglish Okay?

Dear Mexican:  I accidentally broke out some Spanglish at an inappropriate time the other day, which elicited strange looks from my gabacho co-workers. It got me thinking: Do other immigrant...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Thu, 22 May 2008 06:49:00 PST

Why Do Mexicans Get in So Many High-Speed Police Chases?

Dear Mexican: Whenever I see the television show COPS, the white folks pull over and hope no one searches anything, while there are at least three syringes, one crack pipe and enough pills to make CVS...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:01:00 PST

What Annoys Mexicans About White People?

Dear Mexican: Are there specific things that "white" Americans are doing in everyday interactions with Mexicans and other Hispanics in the United States that really irritate you? I'm talking about the...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:35:00 PST

Why Are Mexicans Beating up on Emos? And Burritos!

Dear Mexican: Lately, I've been hearing how punks and metalheads in Mexico are trying to beat up emos because it's been said emo makes Mexican culture look bad. As a metalhead, I support this because ...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:04:00 PST

Ask a Mexican Paperback Edition Comes Out NEXT WEEK

The Mexican says: The paperback edition of Ask a Mexican comes out next Tuesday! For those who already bought the hardcover edition: there's an extra chapter and a new cover. For those who never bothe...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST

Latest Ask a Mexican Column and YouTube!

Dear Mexican: Sitting on my desk is a levy from the Internal Revenue Service for more than $12,000 in unpaid taxes. Turns out some dude used my Social Security number for two years in Albuquerque to g...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:41:00 PST

Ask a Mexican Lives!

The Mexican says: Remember the bulletin I sent out a couple of days ago announcing my retirement--it was an early April Fool joke! Click here for the explanation, and gracias for all the love and hate...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:20:00 PST

Ask a Mexican Calls it Quits!

The Mexican says: Read my farewell column by clicking here!...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:21:00 PST

Is Manito the Dimunitive of Hand in Spanish?

Dear Mexican: Since moving to Aztlán from Boston, I’ve spent so much time with my next-door neighbor from Mexico City that I’ve taken to using the word manito as a term of endearment with ...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:05:00 PST

Latest Ask a Mexican and YouTube!

The Mexican says: Read the Mexican’s latest column by clicking here, and check out my latest YouTube cochinadas below! ...
Posted by Ask a Mexican on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:11:00 PST