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Kelli

Rumor has it my dog is a whore

About Me

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My Interests

English Literature, video games, comic books, Texas Hold'em, shopping, music, worldshaking, church, volunteer work, and cool sunglasses.I am also slightly interested in men who speak Spanish and wear women's clothing...specifically my swimsuit---NOW THAT'S HOT!!!

I'd like to meet:

Folks who love Alabama Football, music lovers, comic book collectors, video game players, church goers, card sharks, and preferably some folks who know about nutrition...apparently having two MGDs as my breakfast of champions before going skiing is a no-no. I'd like to meet Christian Bale.

Music:

I love so much music but if I had to pick a top ten here they are:1. Rolling Stones 2. Bob Dylan 3. The Who 4. Johnny Cash 5. Talking Heads 6. The Clash 7. Weezer 8. Slim Cessna's Auto Club 9. The Black Crowes 10. N.W.A. -(okay so this is sort of a joke...but come on!! It's N.W.A!!!) New Additions: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, My Morning Jacket, Franz Ferdinand, Wolf Parade, Sunset Rubdown, The Blow, LCD Soundsystem, The Rapture, Wolfmother, and Daft Punk

Movies:

Top Ten 1. Blazzing Saddles 2. Army of Darkness 3. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back 4. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 5. Spaceballs 6. Snatch 7. Sin City 8. Vertigo 9. Trainspotting 10. The Quiet Man (but only while watching with my Dad)

Television:

Smallville rules followed up by Entourage, Flight o fthe Concords, Heroes, Weeds, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report.

Books:

Currently Reading: I, Claudius (Robert Graves) 1989 Recently Read: The Yiddish Policemans Union (Michael Chabon) 2007 Team of Rivals: The political genius of Abraham Lincoln (Doris Kearns Goodwin) 2006 I Am American and So Can You (Stephen Colbert) 2007 Tree of Smoke (Denis Johnson) 2007 Alice Water and Chez Panisse (Thomas McNamee) 2007 The Meaning of Night (Matthew Cox) 2006 The Looming Tower: Al Qaeda and the Road to 9/11 (Lawrence Wright) Lunar Park (Bret Easton Ellis) 2005 A Moveable Feast (Ernest Hemingway 1964) Book of Illusion (Paul Auster 2002) Castle in the Forest (Norman Mailer 2007) Cloud Atlas (David Mitchell 2004) Teacher Man (Frank McCourt 2005) and Smashed (Koren Zailckas 2005) A History Of Love (Nicole Krauss 2005) Heat (Bill Buford, 2006) Never Let Me Go (Kazuo Ishiguro, 2006) Newest Favorite Books: No Country For Old Men (Cormac McCarthy, 2004) and The Road (Cormac McCarthy) 2006 Oldest Favorite Book: The Moonstone (Wilkie Collins, 1868) Did you know that Collins and Dickens were best friends? Book I can read over and over: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter (Carson McCullers, 1968) Book I would like to reread: Tough Guys Don't Dance (Norman Mailer, 1984) Greatest Comic book of all time: The Watchmen (Alan Moore) a close second is Mircale Man again Alan Moore

Heroes:

Top Five Heroes: 1. Spencer Krug 2. Cormac McCarthy 3. Borat 4. Paul Bear Bryant 5. Dennis Hof (Dennis Hof is owner and operator of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City, NV. If you have HBO you probably know of whom I speak and if you know of whom I speak then you understand why he is my hero.)Five Heroes I know personally: Mom and Dad take the first two spots...they raised me without killing me...now that's heroic.The next two would be my brother and sister. Lastly, Sir John Falstaff...the biggest jaybroni of a beagle this world has ever seen. WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SIRJOHNFALSTAFF1New Heroes: Dani Johnson, Rachel Stewart, and Sara Behunek...you must be heroes to keep up with the Kelinator oh and I guess you too Matt Thomas and Michelle Foster

My Blog

Where I've been lately...

End of April 2006: Coachella Music Festival Indio, CA Memorial Day 2006: New York City End of July: Weekend in Vail, CO Labor Day 2006: Destin, FL Early October 2006: Aspen, CO End of Dec 2006 throug...
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:38:00 PST

Halloween 2006

So it may be considered by some to be in poor taste for my boyfriend and I to dress up as Steve and Terri Irwin for Halloween...however...I think Steve would think it was fun being the fun loving guy ...
Posted by Kelli on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

Chicken Anyone?

Last night was delicious!  A joint effort between Sebastian and I resulted in happy bellies all around.  While my role was more like a prep cook or sous chef...both of which report to the he...
Posted by Kelli on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:13:00 PST

Sunday came and the head was not heavy

Sunday did in fact come.  This past weekend was surprisingly refreshing and yet exciting.Friday night I got as far as My Brother's Bar in my predictions.  My Brother's Bar delivers as usuall...
Posted by Kelli on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST

Kelinator predicts a heavy head by Sunday night

Friday afternoon: This weekend's events will again be slow in the making but will be abundant nonetheless.  After work the domestic duties will have to be appeased first.  Take dog for walk...
Posted by Kelli on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:26:00 PST

Recap of this past weekends many festivities

What up myspacers...here's the lowdown on the Kelinator's recent events.Friday:  So work was less than satisfactory and I was slow moving in getting my evening started.  But when the evening...
Posted by Kelli on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:19:00 PST

IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY!!!

  It's only Wednesday!  Bingers, ringers, and singers...nothing satisfies me today.  I am all over the place.  Shaking my leg, being a myspace whore, reading blogs, joking with cow...
Posted by Kelli on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:36:00 PST

WARNING-SPOILER: Pirates of the Caribbean 2

    So I was VERY disappointed in Jerry's second try at Pirates of the Caribbean.  The acting wasn't bad it was that the script sucked. The premise of the movie was fine...A compas...
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:17:00 PST

Cold War Kids, The Figurines, and Tapes n' Tapes

Last night was a comedy of errors.  I arrived at Larimer's Lounge with my darling companion only to discover that prepaying for tickets was a silly move by me.  Only minutes a...
Posted by Kelli on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST

X-men Movie and new previews

So X-men III: The Last Stand wasn't terrible but it wasn't that great either.  Stay till after the credits if you go see it for some bonus footage. However, there are some things I would like to ...
Posted by Kelli on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST