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About Me

I don't like snowboarding. "But, you're from Colorado, how could you not like snowboarding?" Well assholes, I don't. And another thing: going down one run and tossing back $5 Coors Light bottles in the lodge the rest of the day does not make you a skier or a boarder -- it makes you an alcoholic. If that is the case, there is a chance we could be friends...or lovers. And by lovers, I mean I will let you go down on me, thank you with utmost civility, and ask you to scratch my back until I fall asleep.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, you fucking serial killer.

Music:

Any song with lyrics worth quoting

Movies:

Does Girls Gone Wild: College Girls Exposed count as a movie?

Television:

All things rentable. Deadwood, L Word, SATC, Grey's, Big Love, etc.

Books:

I am working through my Cosmo Bedside Astrologer for the year 2004. Sometimes, on a good night, I'll throw in the "Position Of the Day Playbook: Sex Every Day in Every Way."

My Blog

Why are you so FUCKING stupid?

After a harrowing Saturday night of unprecedented assholes and a recent thumbs-down review in the Rocky Mountain News, Shannon, my partner in bartending, and I have decided to enlighten you on the way...
Posted by Sista B on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST

but dead baby jokes ARE funy

was reading an aticle in the new Vanity Fair yesterday evening in re: of a subject I have long found perplexing: why are men funnier than women? The author, Christopher Hitchens, has a theory that is ...
Posted by Sista B on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

camel toe

or moose knuckle -- whatever you want to call it. Hot or not? Or more pressing, if one were to wear, say, a velour one-piece that doesn't quite fit right, would you rather see excessive cleave/upper a...
Posted by Sista B on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST