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HG the Sailfaced Savage

Your heart felt good. It was dripping pitch and made of wood.

About Me


Everything’s looted, betrayed and traded, black death’s wing’s overhead. Everything’s eaten by hunger, unsated, so why does a light shine ahead?
By day, a mysterious wood, near the town, breathes out cherry, a cherry perfume. By night, on July’s sky, deep, and transparent, new constellations are thrown.
And something miraculous will come close to the darkness and ruin, something no-one, no-one, has known, though we’ve longed for it since we were children.
Funny thing how Non-Practicing Roman Catholic guilt sticks around like the lingering cough a smoker inherits after a small cold. Writing blogs doesn't make me a writer. I want to be that writer who toils over a 1958 orange and tan Eagle typewriter smoking countless cigarettes and drinking bourbon from the bottle, ignoring humanity and cursing social relations. I want to be that writer who wanders aimlessly around in her underwear, in an oversized empty apartment with dark hardwood floors and a balcony that overlooks nothing but an alley with empty dumpsters. Lazing about, making lots of love, writing wonderful things about nothing and everything, while being a bohemian gypsy whackjob. I posess no social grace. I am, in fact, socially awkward and I smoke a lot as I churn out tons of shitty prose. That's about it. -HG
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
* Duke Ellington
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.
* Edith Sitwell
The only people for me are the mad ones,the ones who are mad to live,mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous roman candles exploding across the stars.

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My Interests



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Music:

Portishead. RJD2. Glassjaw. Geometry. House of Blow. Atmosphere. Matt & Kim. Coconut Records. Scott H Biram. Debracadabra. Lovage. Beat Scientific. Eleni Mandell. Inara George. Prince. Julie Ruin. RA the rugged man. Sole. Mars Volta. Manu Chao. Sister Nancy. Cage. The distillers. Janis Joplin. Tom Waitts. The Beatles. The stones. HA. Frank Zappa. The Shangri-las. Led Zeppelin. Eazy-E. Warren G. JJFAD. Arrested Development. Doowop music. Motown Blues. Mellow mellow classic.

Movies:

Low Down and dirty, the basics :
LOVED: Buffalo 66, Battle Royale, Return of the living dead 3, Rushmore, Henry Fool, 8 1/2, The dreamers, Beetlejuice, Groundhog day, Gung Ho, Cashback, My Boyfriends Back, The revenge of the nerds, The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, Pee-wee's big adventure, Love the hard way, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Apocalypse Now, Two Girls One Cup, and anything with even a smidgeon of zombies.

Television:

"Bosom Buddies" with Tom Hanks..

Books:

Tom Robbins - Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates. Frederico Garcia-Lorca. Paul Auster. Maggie Estep - Love Dance of the Mechanical Animals, the bahgavad gita, syrup, the coma, das kapital, anything by Kahlil Gibran. Gabriel Garcia-Marquez. I love Charles Bukowski.

I like to imagine myself as a bitter, resentful, observant old man writing about what I see from my window. I'm reading "Love is a dog from Hell", "Jesus' Son", and I'm battling through "Even cowgirls get the blues" right now.

Heroes:

Hamburgaler

My Blog

On a kismet cerebral wavelength with Americas chieftan of horror.

So, I think that Stephen King and I have been having a lot of the same dreams lately. Stuff about shadow seeking clowns and animated autonomous, sometimes vengeful tudor style estates. Yes, houses wit...
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:02:00 PST

I need to yog, like FloJo needs a hole in the head.

I am a collector of failed hobbies. I possess quite the assemblage of things that I've had the best intentions of taking up. I was a painter for a while. A terrible Picasso Blue Period painter. It was...
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:14:00 PST

Asinine things I found in an old notebook.

Entry dated 6/17/2007   White leather riding boots and zebra print cotton undies that are as old as the days are long, have never been widely accepted as business casual attire in modern professi...
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST

Ive been possessed by the patron saint of lazy assholes.

As you read this, slowly but surely, there is a medical grade narcotic that is cruising around the highways and byways of my biological information superhighway, probably-but not certainly-in a t...
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:05:00 PST

The neurasthenia of the century

I lost my cool on the first floor of the Wells Fargo building in Englewood today on the way to a meeting with my bankruptcy lawyer. Psych ward shit loss. An absurd and tightly wound young lady on the ...
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:40:00 PST

A dissertation on self diagnosed zen.

In a flurry of unfortunate events, I've got the "Christmas feeling". Let me explain.....It feels like Christmas used to feel for me. An overwhelming sense of contentment. A peace of mind, and even mor...
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:34:00 PST

Chicken legs, a spandex pants problem and the imagined assault of a Catholic Priest.

It is. A problem. Wearing spandex pants. A problem. Irresistable and satisfying. These spandex pants. But I seem to be accruing quite the collection of problems these days. Well, not problems to me,...
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:51:00 PST

Literary Snobbery at its finest.

So, I got one of my more lighthearted pieces published in a local mag. Fucking-A right, I did. Read it. It would make my heart soar. "Hg the one who put the satin on your panties"That's not the title....
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:05:00 PST

So, this is what its like to be a gun.

This is a little dittie, I like to call... "Heather has an emotional breakdown on vacation and everyone has to pay for it when she returns." Eh Emmm (clears throat dramatically) Waist deep into my 22n...
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

The last hour.

A sad genius drowns his despair in alcohol Across town, on Broadway. Devoured by the despondant suffocating atmosphere. Where heartwrenching country music leaks like amber sap from the dusty speaker...
Posted by HG the Sailfaced Savage on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST