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About Me

I don't have any redeeming qualities whatsoever

My Interests

driving, eating, sleeping, coitus, Jameson, movies, dancing, hiking, getting dirty, In-N-Out, being funny, elephants, appreciating the little things in life and picking them apart, being observant, traveling, frisbee, concert-going, the Mets, doing laundry, glassblowing, Nigori, shuffling cards, dreaming, writing my interests on bullshit websites, Girl Scout cookies, Bloody Mary's, reminiscing, cribbage, whistling, Guitar Hero II

I'd like to meet:

Emmitt Otter

Music:

Top five bands (in no particular order): Talking Heads, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Dire Straits, Grateful Dead. other than that, Beastie Boys, J5, AC/DC, Chili Peppers, Tenacious D, Sublime, Bill Withers, Al Green, Clash, Billy Joel, Tribe, Peter Gabriel, Funk, Blues, Jazz, 80's, Johnny Cash, Digital Underground, Bob Dylan, David Byrne, Roger Waters, Tom Petty, my man has gotten me into these guys lately: DMB, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Amos Lee, Donavon Frankenreiter, tons more...

Movies:

Anything Wes Anderson, Coen Bros (especially Big Lebowski), Terry Gilliam, John Waters, John Hughes, Guy Ritchie, Tarantino, PT Anderson, Christopher Guest, Monty Python; Dirty Rotton Scoundrels, Donnie Darko, Shawshank, Harold and Maude, The Princess Bride, I Heart Huckabees, Amelie, Out of Sight, Office Space, Fight Club, Garden State, Belly, Super-Size Me, Ravenous, Swingers, Made, dark comedy in general, Bladerunner, Goodfellas, Triplets of Belleville, Eternal Sunshine, Boondock Saints, all three Evil Dead, Bubba Ho-Tep, Zoolander, The Little Rascals, Sooper Troopers, Pick of Destiny, and more...

Television:

I prefer to watch TV on DVD, and here's what I watch: Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, pretty much anything on Adult Swim (the people that work for Cartoon Network are fucking GENIUSES!), Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Ali G, MST3K, Ren and Stimpy, Seinfeld, Soap, 24 is growing on me, the Office!!

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, Vonnegut, Dave Eggars, Armistead Maupin, 1984, Fear and Loathing, Catcher in the Rye, Latouse My Moose. I don't read nearly as much as I should or would like to. I have a ton of books to finish too...

My Blog

Sopranos final episode

...worst ending ever.
Posted by Ellen on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:06:00 PST

Allman's Easter setlist

what a fucking show...4/08/2007 Beacon Theater, NYCSet 1:JessicaDone Somebody WrongBlack Hearted WomanWoman Across The RiverSoulshine1 (Unknown Sax Player)High Cost Of Low LivingMojo Boogie2Black Jack...
Posted by Ellen on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

Valentine's Day wishes

http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/gerbilval_anim
Posted by Ellen on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

Mooninites threaten Boston

I don't know if any of you have caught wind of this, but apparently there was a "bombscare" throughout the Boston area yesterday due to a "guerrilla marketing campaign" to promote adultswim's Aqua Tee...
Posted by Ellen on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST

Happy New Year 3 weeks late

To those of you who received a text message from me today wishing you a happy new year, I sent the message on new year's eve, but my fucking phone didn't send it until tonight. Not only embarassing, ...
Posted by Ellen on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:42:00 PST

New York update

I've been here a month so far, and, unfortunately, there's not much to report. I have been enjoying this leisure time I've had to settle in, though I have been a bit bored. There's a certain amount ...
Posted by Ellen on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST

to all you assholes in Tallahassee

It's no secret that I used to be in movies. And one of the movies I was in was National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, a movie which, I have been told, is a favorite among many. So when my friend Cod...
Posted by Ellen on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:03:00 PST

Snow anyone?

I'm sure you've all caught wind of all the weather Denver has had the past two days. And, lucky for me, I happen to be in Denver to enjoy it! It started snowing late Tuesday morning, and it stopped ...
Posted by Ellen on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:59:00 PST

Officially a New Yorker again

As you may have heard, I am back safe and sound and with only one speeding ticket to speak of. The trip started out kind of rocky; I left Wednesday morning with the intention of sending two cats to N...
Posted by Ellen on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST

Goodbye!

This is the morning of truth: the day I leave California. I'm waiting for the guy to come pick up the relocube that has everything I own in it, and then I'm going to hit the open road. Should take a...
Posted by Ellen on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:26:00 PST