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Joshua

You don't even know.... I jabber like a monkey in a tree. BYYYAAAAAH!

About Me

I was born in Milwaukee, WI. But, I was raised in Rota, Spain, Chicago, IL., and Kenosha, WI. before settling in Racine, WI. for High School. College brought me to Milwaukee, WI. and then to Miami, FL. to play college soccer. I now reside in El Segundo, CA.My friends and family mean the most to me. I try to live my life around that more than I do work and everything else. It finds me in trouble sometimes but, overall I think it's worked for me. I have a great family and a "Schweet" group of friends.I love to travel... Germany and Spain are my favorite.I'm not perfect and it's awesome! I'm going to screw up so get use to it. I'll probably apologize but even I don't... I did.My favorite authors are Kerouac, Faulkner, and Grisham. I love all types of music but, I'm not a big concert fan. I've been known to be opinionated but, open. I lack a filter so expect brutal honesty.My boy Einstein said "Only two things in this world are infinite: The Universe and human stupidity...and, I'm not sure about the former"People are stupid. Enjoy that!

My Interests

I have entirely too many interests. Some people call it an overactive mind. I pretty much love all sports. College and Pro. Packers, Bucks, Brewers, Badgers, Marquette, Hurricanes... I love boxing and MMA fighting. If there's competition, I generally like it.

I'd like to meet:

Quality is not an act, it's a habit.Stains, Beans, DB's.

Music:

I like it all. Hip-Hop, Rap, Rock, Blues Jazz, Country, Classical, Reggae. It all gives me insight to better music. Spoken word to love songs… I don’t care. George Winston, Donavon Frankenreiter, Ben Harper, Kanye West, Tu Pac, Akiva…

Movies:

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. Steve Martin

Television:

Sportscenter, ESPN, Entourage, The Office, Law & Order, Lost, My Name is Earl, Criminal Minds, Nip Tuck, re-runs of Bozo The Clown. Seriously... have you seen those!? Awesome.

Books:

They're cool

Heroes:

My mom... she raised me. My niece and nephews because they never cease to amaze me. My bro... he's chasin' his dream. Coach because he's always been present.

My Blog

How drunk is drunk enough...

Its all a matter of brain cells   Every drink of liquor you drink kills 1000 brain cells. But, it doesnt matter because we have billions more.   And first the sadness cells die so, you smil...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:36:00 PST

Going to Bahamas

I'm off to the Bahamas today. I'm on a world peace mission to save the mammals. In other words... I'm going to find Dylan (Sticks) a whale. Before that though... I will be venturing down to this littl...
Posted by Joshua on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:53:00 PST

Damn Cellphones...

Ok... this is bullshit. Why the hell do I have to manually enter all the damn phone numbers in my phonebook just because I changed services. The first cell phone provider who offers to import the numb...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 09:08:00 PST

Valentine's Day

V-Day... what a funny day. Oh baby I love you, Oh baby you're the greatest, Oh baby I need you, Oh baby... SHUT THE F! Up.
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:07:00 PST

Spread the stain...

I'm finally here. I signed up for this thing about a year ago (I think) but, I never did anything with it. It was finally time. All my friends are on here and it appears to be a good place to catch up...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:32:00 PST