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About Me

I am a fun loving person who just loves to have a good time and laugh. If you don't like to have a good time, then get the fuck out of My Space....get it? It's a play on words. It should have been "my face." Just joking!!!I love to workout and stay in shape. I used to have an 8-pack two years ago. Now it's down to a just a 6-pack. Don't get me wrong...that's still good, but in a couple of years it will probably be down to a 4-pack. Then I'll have to ask. "who keeps taking my fucking beers?" No, but really I l love to workout and I love women with nice, sexy bodies. If you like to workout, then I'll give the best workout that you have ever had in your life. You'll be soooo hot & sweaty and begging for water. I'll say,"You want something wet??...Oh, I'll give you some wet, alright," Then, I would squirt it all over your face and then tell you, "OK, only five more minutes on the treadmill and your done. You're doing Great!!!" (Ha, Ha)No joke, though...I used to be a personal trainer so I can really get you into shape.

My Interests

Double BALLS (Big Boobs, Apple Asses, Luscious Lips, Long Legs, Silky Skin).

I'd like to meet:

Funny, Interesting people. Maybe some sexy women. OK...definitely some sexy women, but not girls who are all stuck up and way too high maintenance. I need level-headed, down-to-earth women in My Space. ..

Music:

Oh, this is what they put on CD's. You can buy a CD if your stupid, or you can go to Limewire or any other file sharing program and download the music for free...duh!!

Movies:

Yeah, there's one in my DVD player. It's called "My Johnson." Has anyone seen it? If you haven't, I'll be glad to show it too you sometime. :}

Television:

I have one....don't you??

Books:

I heard that they were in something called a Library, but I have to see it to believe it.

Heroes:

TOM "FREAKIN" LEYKUS. The man is a genius. Catch him on 97.1 FM from 3-8 pm. You women may hate him, but he tells the truth about men....AND YOU MEN WILL LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE TELLS YOU HOW TO GET LAID FOR LESS THAN $40!!