I am possibly the most awesomest person I know. And by awesomest I mean the most awesomest! Although it is difficult for me being so popular overseas. I am constantly bombarded with fan mail & people trying to break into my house. One guy even sent me a pic of a tattoo he has of me on his ass. Weird. When I'm not on tour and am home I am perfectly content to sit at home & do absolutely nothing. When I do do (I just said "do do") something it involves work, porn & home improvement-or some combination thereof, the possibilities are endless...
I mock idiots and posers...sometimes get drunk at innapropriate times, ignore the consequences of my actions & always act on whims or fancys..yes, fancys...i dont believe in a global community, i firmly believe in cooking everything on high wether or not it gets scorched, I love animals, watching girl fights, liberals losing debates (which is inevitable), spending time with my parents & their cat FUZZHEAD, strippers with big hearts, shakespeare,hitch-hiking, Las Vegas, cheating at games, i love sushi...lets see...more interests...i like to crochet, i always get buyers remorse, i like skirts, heels because they make me feel more powerful than i already am, reading, politics, school/education...i get annoyed with people who rely on a strength in numbers attitude, i consider debating (about anything) fun...politically speaking I do not care for communists, conspiracy theorists, or anarchists. I especially cant stand the mormon "religion" or their brainwashed followers because often they try (and succeed) at passing their cult off as a true religion & they have become WAY too powerful within this country..i like to think of mormonism as a "logical absurdity" & if I am forced to interact w/them professionally or personally I would rather just not know that they are what they are because their beliefs are insane & everyone knows you cant take an insane person seriously...i know its like every guys fantasy to rule his own planet with a harem of 50 wives but come on people??!! sorry, its hard to type while laughing so hard... and did you know that Jospeh Smith tried to become president of the United States? HA! thats why he was assasinated along with his crazy brother.....i want to know when the hell he would have had time to run for office in between making up stories about magic white underwear and re-writing the bible he was a ver busy man....why didnt the job just get done a hundred years ago when they were chased clear across the country to utah? why? now were going to have to deal w/some kind of religious war in the future...stupid joseph smith anyway...and yes, i would use these wonderful feeties to step all over you!..
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I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet: drinking buddies, old friends, new friends, current friends, gangsters, morticians, clowns, reefer addicts, swallowers, spitters, state troopers, priests, Mountain Dew addicts, flexible people, donkey punchers, cowgirls, ballet dancers, macarena dancers, smokers, beer drinkers, wine drinkers, the guy who stole my car stereo, 15 year olds, bodybuilders, dancing midgets, goat herders, people who drive a Pacer, DeLorean, Gremlin or Viper, people who love pizza, telemarketers, hos, skeezers, bums, Lindsey Lohan like 25 pounds ago-oh, and my dad, too. He left when I was 3 to get some cigarettes and hasn't been back since. Even though he used to beat me with a garden hose I still wait for him to come back-where's my change and smokes, daddy?~~~a great kiss~~~..
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Your Life Path Number is 5
Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.
You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas.
You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms.
You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people.
In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long.
You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.
Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs.
You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused.
What Is Your Life Path Number?
Regina George
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Pearl
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Tornado
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Books:
Too many to name!!! But some of my favorites are: Clan of The Cave Bear, The Red Tent, Love in the Time of Cholera, Hatchet (holla!), Where The Red Fern Grows (sniffle) and many, many more!!
Heroes:
God, my parents, Ronald Regan, Hef & whomever tarred & feathered Joseph Smith.
