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The Buttplug Bandit

hi, uhh... buttplugs?

About Me

my life is simple. i prank call and say buttplugs. doesn't get much better then that. i like to call movie theatres, old miners, jazz flautists, wal-mart employess, random wierdos, phone numbers on bathroom stalls, your mom, and anyone else i could possibly have fun with.

My Interests

phones, *67, wynnsong theatres, wal-mart, single mothers, the first ammendment, other stuff, george bush

I'd like to meet:

everyone that works at wal-mart, but not anyone that gets sexually aroused by buttplugs. i don't like shit. shit is nasty.

My Blog

international buttplugging

no, the buttplug bandit was not responsible for this, however, it appears he has a nemesis overseas that shutdown an airport with a buttplug...INTERNATIONAL BUTTBLUG...
Posted by The Buttplug Bandit on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:22:00 PST

in the spirit of the bandit...

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Posted by The Buttplug Bandit on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 11:31:00 PST

attention wal-mart shoppers

BUTTPLUGS!!!the bandit hasth strucken a walmart today.it went as such:attention wal-mart shoppers: buttplugs.
Posted by The Buttplug Bandit on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:20:00 PST

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and uhhh... buttplugs???

while watching some tv this morning, my pal wilford was on doing his message about diabetis and all that shit, and then they put up the number for libery medical.  this got the bandit thinking, w...
Posted by The Buttplug Bandit on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:18:00 PST

love for buttplugs

the bandit loves the crazy anonymous person who left the piece of notebook paper on his car yesterday with the phrase "buttplugs" enscribed onto it. then i hit my wife. then i realized i dont even h...
Posted by The Buttplug Bandit on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:13:00 PST

masturbate for peace!!!

its the peaceful thing to do!!!all about buttplugs!!!...
Posted by The Buttplug Bandit on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:05:00 PST

an imposter!!!

who does this bitch think he is??? this is not a genuine buttplug!!!bottleguy
Posted by The Buttplug Bandit on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST

buttplugs the game!!!

Buttplug: the board game!!!
Posted by The Buttplug Bandit on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST

Hi, uhhh.... buttplugs???

in case you are wondering exactly what the hell happens here,this is where it all startedebaumsworld: buttplugsthis is required listening....
Posted by The Buttplug Bandit on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:35:00 PST