My deception revealed... |
So, it has been a long time since I have posted, but I thought that I should let you know that my deception has been undone. The humans caught me framing Shooter for the heinous act of pooping o...
Posted by Buddy on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST |
nipping out |
Catnip, Catmint, whatever you want to call it. All I want to do is eat it, and roll in it, and freak out, and do happy head slides across the carpet. And then when I'm done with that, I wi...
Posted by Buddy on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:39:00 PST |
Tuna Fish |
Cats eat fish. This is known. So why are the humans surprised when, upon their leaving a bowl of tuna fish lying out on the counter, I should avail myself of it? Really, they should be thankful tha...
Posted by Buddy on Tue, 16 May 2006 06:26:00 PST |
Neglect |
Really, should the humans be allowed to take vacations -- even small ones? They left me here for half of Friday and most of Saturday. Sure, they piled my bowl and the bowl of the "one whos...
Posted by Buddy on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:15:00 PST |
Success |
Well, I finally thwarted the humans latest attempt to deny me my birthright. The bag, on the ladder, surrounded by obstacles, in the garage has been breached. However, I was only allowed a...
Posted by Buddy on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:03:00 PST |
Howling |
I would like to take a minute to talk about howling. Howling is a really misunderstood vocation. For me, howling is more than just my duty as a cat; it is an art form. Before th...
Posted by Buddy on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:06:00 PST |
Being Good... |
Is overrated. What sort of incentive is there for me to be good? All it means is that I won't get what I want when I want it.
They have moved the main cat food bag out into the gara...
Posted by Buddy on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:35:00 PST |
raiding |
Well, the humans have thwarted me again. Just when I finally mastered the art of getting into the cabinet and tipping over the cat food bin--in just the perfect way, so that the food would fly o...
Posted by Buddy on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:40:00 PST |
pooping on the floor |
You know, I have heard many times that I am too harsh on Shooter; that she is a nice cat and that she would grow on me if I would give her a chance. But I think that I am correct in my feel...
Posted by Buddy on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:38:00 PST |
Fightin' Weather |
Well, I can't say I'm too thrilled about this weather. Sure, there has been a few sun rays, but I need the heat. How else am I supposed to stay out all night long kicking nieghbor-cat boot...
Posted by Buddy on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:38:00 PST |
