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Smokey

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About Me

My name is Smokey, but my friends call me smokes, smokes alot, or asshole. I was born in Fresno California, to a black polydaktal mother and an alley cat father whom I never knew. I spent the first month of my life in a big box. Until one day my mother's owner was speeking of throwing me and my brother and sisters into a field. A big giant man said he had a better idea and took us in our box to a tiny apartment where a sweet 16 year old girl lived. She nursed us to health and taught us to survive. I fell in love with her and decided to make her my owner, and my sister decided to make her mother "Judie" her owner. Then Sam sent my brother "Alucard" to live w/ her friend "Jon". Then she sent my youngest sister "Misty" to live with a lady named "Joleen". So for some time it was just me and my last sibling "Morgana".Until one day Sam came home with a tiny female taby, who she had saved from being thrown around by some "gang members". We kept her and Sam named her "Baby". After a while Baby became Sam's little sister "Casey"'s cat. We became very close, although Morgana did not like Baby at all!One day they put the three of us into a box and moved us to a big house where we each got our own rooms. It was great, and exciting! We played and romped together and Baby was always getting stuck in the big trees in the back. We fell in love me and baby! We spent all of our time together!Baby started to act strange, she started to get fat! She was pregnant!... with my kittens! I was the happiest daddy to be! On Feburary 2nd 2006, she gave birth to four kittens. First a male taby (Azlon), Then another male taby (Garfield) but he was much bigger! And a Calico girl(Sassy), then an off white little boy(Sigfreed).Then somthing horrible happened, we were all given baths (no thats not it), and while we were drying our collars were left off. Morgana went outside to play that night and in the dark... without her reflective collar, Morgy being a black cat and all... the car just could'nt have seen her. We burried her the next morning. She was my best friend!The kittens got older and Sigfreed and Garfield went to live with other families. We kept our oldest boy and our sweet baby girl. We were the perfect happy family of four. Then... another tragity. Baby went out to play and did'nt come home. We all searched and called for her for several days. Casey cried... so did I. We were all left without her. We all know that if she were alive she would have come home, home to me and the babies, and most of all... home to Casey.Well now it's just me and the kids. Azlon is becoming a little asshole like me... oh! and he has become Casey's new cat... (he looks so much like his mother!). Everyone agrees that Sassy belongs to no one except maybe me. She is my beautiful baby girl! We are once again a happy family.There is much more to my Autobiography and I will be addind chapters on my blog.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Smokey
Birthday: 10/21/04
Birthplace: Fresno California
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Gray
Height: 1'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I don't have hands
Your Heritage: In terms of cats, I'm a mut!
The Shoes You Wore Today: I hate shoes! I eat their laces!
Your Weakness: Cheese!
Your Fears: Adrian, he is huge!
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and fish, no sauce!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fill in my bald spots
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I win!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: let me out! i have to pee!
Your Best Physical Feature: My tail, it is almost 3 inches too long, people love it!
Your Bedtime: Whenever i feel tired
Your Most Missed Memory: My sister, Morgana!
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's chicken nuggets!
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Milk
Chocolate or Vanilla: mmm... Vanilla Ice Cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: What?
Do you Smoke: Ironicly... No
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: no!, i hate music!
Do you Shower Daily: yes, im a cat!
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no, people bring their dogs their!
Do you want to get Married: Never again!
Do you belive in yourself: yes... im here arent i?
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, cars suck!
Do you think you are Attractive: hellz yea!
Are you a Health Freak: no... but i should watch my figure!
Do you get along with your Parents: i get along w/ Sam!
Do you like Thunderstorms: I hate thunder almost as much as beanbag chairs!
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ewww no!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nuh huh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea, a few
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes... Skank!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no way! water is the worst of all evils!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just a few snacks
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: yes, all the time
Ever been Beaten up: yep, thus the bald spots
Ever Shoplifted: no, never been in a shop
How do you want to Die: i dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am grown up, and I'm still a cat
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Orange
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: shorter than me
Weight: a lil on the thick side!
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

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I WAS SOOO SCARED!  MY MOM FOUND ME HIDDING IN THE BUSHES WHEN SHE GOT HOME FROM SHOPPING TONIGHT. I WAS STILL SO SCARED THAT I HISSED AT HER. I WAS COVERED IN DOG SLOBBER AND HAD THREE...
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