celibacyclub

the celibacy club was just some normal turtles, which found their way into the sewer. then some bastard droped some mutigen down the storm drain, and of course it got on the poor turtles. the mutigen made the turtles walk upright and talk and make electronic computer music,. this was ok at first, the turtles liked to make music, but now none of the girl turtles wanted to get with them. they were celibate turltles. . . . . but they were ninjas.