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Jacques TwoTone

I was never that good at being nice when I should

About Me

Thought it was about time I updated this, as I haven't in all the years I've had it.

Everything is still the same as it's always been, and more than likely always will be
I'm still loud, I'm still short, I'm still hyperactive. I'm also still a complete an utter wanker who loves each and every single person I constantly rip on. Please understand this, if I take the piss constantly, I like you.
Life is good right now. I'm enjoying myself, I've got my good friends, I've got several amazing bands, and I've got my video games, books, music and comedy.

There's not a lot more too me. Musically, I like almost anything you've heard of. But don't let that put you off.

My Interests

I play bass, guitar, drums, anything I can get my hands on, really. I love new ways of annoying the neighbours. Anything that comes out of it past that, is a bonus.
I read. Alot.
I used to watch a lot of films, but I don't watch TV anymore.
I love videogames with a passion. Yes, I am a geek. Yes, I am proud of this fact. I've been a geek since before it was cool.
I like to DJ occasionally.
I love Darts, despite the fact I told myself I'd never get into it a long time ago.

I hate wasting time on profile websites trying to make myself sound interesting. Yet I still do it. More fool me

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Everyone. And that tree over there.

Oh, and bands/singers/songwriters? PLEASE add me. I will always add a band, regardless of if they're good or not, because music is all personal opinion, isn't it? And I'm all for supporting the new wave of talent coming up, if you have the balls to put your music out to this huge potential audience, you deserve me to add you.

Music:

If I told you, you'd only judge me. Needless to say, it's varied. Also, if you care to wish my band, The Redundants, feel free to do so.

Movies:

STAR WARS! Fight Club. Adam Sandler movies. Waynes World. Spinal Tap. Mallrats (and any other Kevin Smith, truth be told). Grosse Point Blanke. Austin Powers. Baseketball. Team America. National Lampoon movies. Mostly comedies, but I'll give anything a chance

Television:

I love comedy. Family Guy. Spaced. The Simpsons. Anything featuring Jimmy Carr. QI. Again, I'll give anything a chance. These are just the brief details. I have a sick sense of humour.

Books:

Everything, and anything.
Douglas Adams
J.K. Rowling
Terry Pratchett
Stephen King
Chuck Palahniuk
Irvine Welsh
Now I think of it, I'm drawing a blank on the authors I like. I'll update this soon with more when I remember.

I hate Dan Brown with a passion.

I also love those random little joke books. Although I know almost every joke in them, occasionally they'll reveal a little gem that'll make me laugh.

Heroes:

You're all heroes, for living your life the way you do.
Keep doing it, enjoy yourself, all too soon we may be in a box on fire.

My Blog

Bands, take note

If you're not sweating by the end of your set, you're not doing your jobThat is all
Posted by Jacques TwoTone on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:53:00 PST