My pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Cash
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
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I'd like to meet:
NO ONE SO GET FUCKED!!
Music:
Pretty fucking eclectic. From Jazz and roots to reggae and ska, physchobilly and punk and celtic(rock on the pogues) to classical and neo classical(here's to you Mr Elfman.) Metal,INdustrial,Goth, Hip Hop, world sounds etc etc .
I like anything with passion. either that or a massive bass line...... sssfft.Musics' my life, to fit it in to a poxy box like this just wouldn't be fair.
I'll tell you what I don't like. Run of the mill pop.
Ok so the perfect song format has developed but it's pretty much the same as 50 years ago; I'm not gonna attempt to even fuck with it but having something to say in an original context would be nice, maybe some interesting rhythm(gabba anyone) wouldn't go a miss.
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Movies:
Natural Born Killers, Pirates Of The Carribean, Monty Python, Spirited away, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Lost Boys, The Lion King, Romper Stomper, American History X, Taxi Driver, The Matrix, ALL Tim Burton; All Quentin Tarantino, period. Irreversible, Shawshank Redemption.
Benny and June,COMEDY
Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, Bill HIcks, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey.
Monty Python, Fight Club. Blackadder.MUSIC VIDS
Nine Inch Nails; and all that could have been,
Punkorama,
Give em the boot,
Dropkick Murphy's
RHCP; Off the Map,
Marylin Manson; God, Guns and Goverment Tour
Television:
a beautifully extravagant waste of your time. endless repeats of c list celebrities 5 mins of fame. A corporate advertising box screaming age old sale techniques to lure you into buying shit, for you then to waste your life watching repeats of idiots kicking a bladder around or some prick telling you how to distastefully ruin that beautiful victorian house you spent your life paying for... for you to come along paint it lilac and make arty reprints of someone's life acheivements, all the whille creating your own lack of them... A wasted peice of fucking flesh who kept the media machine going while happily receiving the payouts from the man to then sit down and watch life pass you buy in your beautiful house. Can you say BRAINWASHING?Im in such a good mood.Course you could always watch Eastenders and live your life through Pat Butchers exotic, highly exciting, decadent lifestyle. Full of emotional highs and lows you could actually experience yourself. Unique twists of fate that shape her character and personality. These little glimpses of life might seem to make your banal existence worthwhile but trust me!
Take a line of charly, help an old lady across the road, burn down a house, cure cancer whatever
Choose lifefuck t.v.and the internet.
i would go for a pint with you guys, however the only way i can get hold of you is by plugging in and watching your life through a screen. You, my friends, are living in the matrix. come with me and follow the white rabbit. you have a choice.fuck t.v.choose life,im just gonna reiterate that cos your probably sat there laughing.
Somewhere in the world right now someone is going on a killing spree and being glorified on t.v, someone else is merrily chopping down the rainforest, someone's just been diagnosed with cancer, some emo kid just fell of his skateboard, someones pissed off his face on a remote island is watching the sunset, someone is having sex with four hot women, at the same time, in the time you have read this 8 people have died from malnutrition or curable ailments, there is also also a down side... your sat on the computer imagining what all this is like. Is that all you want? Are you ready to consign yourself to the paper basket of wasted life.FUCK T.V.
me, Im a natural born killer!
Shit gotta go... pop idols' on.
Books:
'Human Punk' John King, 'Catch 22' Joseph Heller, 'The little Prince' Antoine De Saint-Exupery. 'The teachings of Don Juan' Carlos Kastaneda. 'Fear and loathing' Hunter S. Thompson.
Ergodic books by authors like Mark Danielewski, Vladimir Nobokov, Milorad Pavic, Thomas Pynchon. etc etc
