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like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain.

consafos, as the french say.

About Me

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My Interests

killer the cat, good beer, the lovers, the haters, the fighters and flyers, guitar strings, fresh garlic and hot sauce in my top ramen, swearing in church.

I'd like to meet:

i know who i do not want to meet. and it's yr shitty band.

Music:

hey jude on the corner dear you be summerteeth clouds taste metallic mabuta no ura double nickels on the dime different damage song 'heroes' 8 teeth to eat you 8 arms to hold you orange rhyming dictionary leviathan c'mon miracle the love below synchronicity london calling lonesome crowded west the chronic the new danger the sound of silence desire horses cum laude tins cans with strings to you afterdark the shape of punk to come deliverance ghosts of the great highway blessed black wings our endless numbered days of analog sparkle and fade courting tragedy and disaster old blood rounds end of the world party (just in case) nothing's shocking monk's dream let it come down heavy hands change echoes rock for light the weight is a gift it's a wonderful life special beat service innervisions pneumonia cough cosmo's factory crown of creation purple rain workingman's dead sister nigga please jane doe wowee zowee axis sound-dust figure 8 hello pink flag end hits good mourning evil empire kid a mark of the judas meddle radio gnome invisible seadrum powerhouse of holy anaesthetic very emergency jupiter the tyranny of distance and we washed our weapons in the sea the mouse and the mask the day of the ray houses of the holy ironman this years model mutations quality the illusion of safety war uncle jam wants you the space between fear of music

Movies:

rushmore ferris bueller's day off my own private idaho dave chappelle's block party the way of the gun i am trying to break yr heart royal tenebaums the slow century instrument the virgin suicides the workhorse chronicles reservoir dogs where the buffalo roam so i married an axe murderer dazed and confused i heart huckabees lost in translation blazing saddles what about bob?

Television:

weeds the boondocks kids in the hall harvey birdman: attorney at law frisky dingo colbert report chappelle's show the simpsons

Books:

alice's adventures in wonderland house of leaves how to be good last exit to brooklyn me talk pretty one day learning how to die the rum diary the authoritative calvin and hobbes our band could be yr life tarantula naked lunch the shining the wu tang manual siddhartha babylon revisited cash flinch middlesex wigfield desperation

Heroes:

most likely people who did drugs, led tumultuous and violent existences and then died at a young age.

My Blog

yes, i am going to post this a lot. deal with it.

my band has some songs on the interweb at our newly established myspace. we're called re-write dept. you can check the ish here and add it if you so desire. if you wanna repost and spread the love, th...
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:20:00 PST

yearning.

i hate the word blog. good lord, how i hate the word blog. anywho. band has name now. the re-write dept. we will be without a drumset until we can get another one. bummer. until then, we hav...
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:19:00 PST

lei lo ha OK.

so i got my mbv ticket, but everyone knows that. i'm stoked. i think i'm going by myself. should be fun anyway, i always make friends when i leave town by myself. life is going to be poor but fun for ...
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:16:00 PST

oh man best news ever!

my bloody valentine will be in the US for the first time in 16 years this september/october. tickets for their shows in santa monica go on sale tomorrow. i am going. you should go. holy shit. man. oh ...
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:31:00 PST

a poll.

my new band needs a name. i’ve decided van gogh dog go doesn’t fit the music we’re working on. i’d like to be marduk (son of iia, slayer of tiamat), but i think it’s...
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

everybody’s got somebody to leeeeaaaannn on. (post 101)

so i’ve sold out, i’m wearing underwear sporadically. not like all the time, but on work days and stuff like that. actually, wearing some right now. kinda nice. life is uneventful, but ban...
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:14:00 PST

things and stuff...

this stuff kicks my ass in a good way:botch - we are the romans.boris - statement/floor shaker 7".new propagandhi album.180g pressing of lick my decals off, baby.johnnie walker gold label. this stuff ...
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:15:00 PST

birthday musings.

the approach of my 22d year on this desolate rock has left me feeling more and more stranded every day. sort of a horse latitudes feeling. with that in mind, if anyone feels like getting me things, he...
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:59:00 PST

recent purchases...

so in all this time that i've been without internets, i've been on a bit of a cd/lp/dvd buying spree. with that in mind, here are some of the things i've bought lately that i'm enjoying: cds...lee 'sc...
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:54:00 PST

i’m back.

without the internet for a month or so. finally back on. um. yeah.
Posted by like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:55:00 PST